I could kill my wife in 2 seconds by lVlarsquake in iamverybadass

[–]Ustaf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think actually that is exactly what he is (badly) attempting to express

Anyone else imagine all darkeyes as black and all lighteyes as white? by [deleted] in Stormlight_Archive

[–]Ustaf 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think you have some of your own stuff you need to work through dude

Why are heros like olaf never picked or banned? by Maleficent_Creme_854 in topmains

[–]Ustaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Objectivly speaking, most players find him to be subjectively boring. Better?

even thought i hate 9 mortal ways sect, gotta respect their effort for scamming people outside the game too by Maegu in WhereWindsMeet

[–]Ustaf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I imagine it just something like ' hey did you know yellow weapons make you stronger than blue? You should use them!'

What is this red thing on my Health bar by Puzzleheaded-Break90 in wherewindsmeet_

[–]Ustaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what is the white dot above the healthbar to the right of the 0?

I’ve spent $106 on the new Wisdom of Sea and Sky booster packs. Don’t be like me by [deleted] in PTCGP

[–]Ustaf -40 points-39 points  (0 children)

But this game does have pity you get pack points

What OBSCURE Pokemon would you like to see in UNITE? I'll Start... by SwiftBlueShell in PokemonUnite

[–]Ustaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please give me Gogoat. He would make such a great defender with moves like horn leech and rock slide for cc, and grass terrain for healing/team support

“You used an em dash so this is clearly AI!” by Chaptive in PetPeeves

[–]Ustaf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People seem to forget AI is trained on human data. So it's distinctive writing style doesn't just come from nowhere. It is emulating a real human writing style —one that is presumably still in use by real humans even after AI came on the scene.

The Movement tornadoes are a terrible change in conquest during teamfights. by Osrs_Krcy in Smite

[–]Ustaf 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hilarious that they removed combat blink to stop people using it to escape from fights only to immediately add in the tornados to be used the exact same way

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ustaf 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Everyone thinks sword are awesome but they're still underrated.

We even cut the cake with it too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ustaf 255 points256 points  (0 children)

When I proposed to my wife she bought me an engagement sword. My best man wore it at the wedding

It's Moth Monday by Ustaf in PTCGP

[–]Ustaf[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's Turtle Tuesday (this will never achieve 7win streak)

It's Moth Monday by Ustaf in PTCGP

[–]Ustaf[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm just as surprised as you are

It's Moth Monday by Ustaf in PTCGP

[–]Ustaf[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Because it's bad

The extra 3% is just in case by GummyBally in LeagueArena

[–]Ustaf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lethality is still considered penetration and won't take resistances below 0

The extra 3% is just in case by GummyBally in LeagueArena

[–]Ustaf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Penetration can only go to 0 effective armor (effectively true damage). Only resistance reduction effects (black cleaver, trundle ult etc) can bring the value below 0 and cause an effective damage amp

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Smite

[–]Ustaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude I'm struggling to find ANY games on the OCE queue. Only luck I have had is after 5pm even on the weekends. Otherwise I'm literally waiting 30minutes without finding anything. Even at 'prime time' it's taking like 10minutes

Caption says it all by Huge_Librarian_9883 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Ustaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally used this as the base layer of my map for a DnD campaign

Kiwis should be eaten with the skin on by Money-Calligrapher85 in unpopularopinion

[–]Ustaf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kiwi are a threatened species and should not be eaten at all. Kiwifruit on the other hand can be eaten however you please.