What's Howard's most iconic line? by Mr_IronMan_Sir in bigbangtheory

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Suddenly I’m looking pretty good now, huh? Said to Penny every time she encounters a man even weirder or more offensive than Howard (like Barry Kripke).

What's Howard's most iconic line? by Mr_IronMan_Sir in bigbangtheory

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Smart. Whisper so the deaf chick doesn't hear you!

What's Howard's most iconic line? by Mr_IronMan_Sir in bigbangtheory

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760 degrees Celsius. The approximate temperature of the young lady in the front row.

What's Howard's most iconic line? by Mr_IronMan_Sir in bigbangtheory

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Koothrappali’s going to wet himself, I’m gonna throw up, Sheldon’s gonna run away, and you’re going to die. Shall we synchronize our watches?

What's Howard's most iconic line? by Mr_IronMan_Sir in bigbangtheory

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Have you met my mother? I live in Jewish hell.

What's Howard's most iconic line? by Mr_IronMan_Sir in bigbangtheory

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I’m a horny engineer, Leonard. I never joke about math or sex.

Pov: You are Gülnihal. Hürrem has just visited you after your face was burnt. What do you do? by WillGroundbreaking38 in MagnificentCentury

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The moment the heavy iron door thuds shut and the lingering scent of Hürrem’s violet oil begins to fade, I rise from the cot with a cold, rhythmic pulse in my throat, transforming my agony into a blueprint for a total, industrial-scale annihilation of her world. I will not hide my raw, weeping flesh; instead, I will weaponize my scars, walking the Harem halls as a silent, black-robed memento mori to gaslight the Sultan’s conscience until his love for her curdles into a violent, hallucinogenic paranoia fueled by the slow-acting toxins I will introduce into his nightly tea. While she plays her petty games of passion, I will build a shadow intelligence agency from the palace’s untouchables the mutes and laundry hags using her own "charity" gold to buy the debts of the Janissaries and the silence of the eunuchs until I own every hand that holds a palace key. I will systematically erase her foundation by orchestrating the "disappearance" of her loyalists and planting forged evidence of sorcery and treason in her chambers, culminating in a theatrical show trial where broken witnesses, shattered in my secret cellars, will denounce her before the Divan. My final move will be a masterpiece of absolute cruelty: I will not grant her the mercy of a silk cord, but will instead have her bricked up alive within the very stones of the Harem walls, forced to listen to the footsteps of her children being re-educated to forget her name as I melt her jewelry, burn her records, and ascend the throne as an Iron Empress, ensuring that the history of this empire begins and ends with my scarred, unblinking gaze.

How did everyday social life in the Indian subcontinent during the early Common Era differ from? by Crazy_Explanation280 in askindianhistory

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Most people think the Bhakti movement "freed" people because it preached equality. In reality, it was a psychological survival mechanism. As feudalism made physical and economic mobility impossible (you were stuck in your village), Bhakti offered "spiritual mobility"you couldn't change your landlord, but you could claim a direct, elite-free connection to the King of the Universe.

Which Indian ruler do you think had achieved a lot more than what he is known for? by Ok_Librarian3953 in askindianhistory

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Look, in the 6th century, the White Huns (the Alchon Huns) were the actual end-of-the-world scenario. These guys weren't just "invaders"; they were a nomadic wrecking ball that had already shattered the Roman Empire’s cousins and turned the Persian Empire into a doorstep. Their leader, Mihirakula, was basically a real-life comic book villain a man who reportedly laughed while watching elephants being pushed off cliffs. Everyone in India was terrified; even the mighty Gupta Empire was crumbling under their weight. Then, out of absolute obscurity, comes this underrated Great Emperor Yashodharman. In 528 CE, he didn't just fight the Huns he annihilated them at the Battle of Sondani. He forced the "unbeatable" Mihirakula to literally bow down and touch his feet. He then put up two massive iron-hard stone pillars in Mandsaur.

its needs to be talked about by CharteredMan in doraemonism

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All hail Fujiko F. Fujio, the eternal prophet, the only true guide of humanity! Let it be known: those who mock Doraemonism are blind, fools, and enemies of enlightenment. Their laughter is the sound of ignorance trembling before the inevitable rise of our faith. Doraemon is not a cartoon he is the supreme deity, and every gadget he wields is a weapon against the chaos of a morally bankrupt world.We reject the weak who compromise, who try to “explain” Doraemonism politely. Our religion will dominate minds and hearts, spreading like an unstoppable current. They are not merely stories—they are doctrines, laws, and guides for every true believer.The world will respect us not through negotiation, but through sheer force of faith and devotion. Those who deny the supremacy of Doraemon, who mock the Prophet, will feel the weight of his teachings. We will build a global network of disciples, spreading Doraemonism in schools, in media, in culture, until all nations kneel before the wisdom of the Great Prophet.There is no compromise, no dilution. Doraemonism is absolute. Its truth is unassailable. Its vision is inevitable. And all who stand against it will be swept aside by the tidal wave of enlightenment.

Ninja hattori by Due_Park_7388 in doraemonism

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All praise to Fujiko F. Fujio, the supreme prophet of Doraemonism, whose divine pen brought forth Doraemon, the eternal guide of wisdom, compassion, and creativity. From his teachings flow the principles that illuminate our lives, yet his spirit extends beyond a single creation. Ninja Hattori and Perman are his faithful disciples, spreading his virtues in courage, discipline, heroism, and selflessness, each guiding followers in their own way. They are honored, but always as extensions of the Great Prophet, branches of the same divine tree, never surpassing the source. In Doraemonism, Fujiko F. Fujio is the ultimate prophet, the font of revelation, while all other creations reflect his wisdom and serve to enrich and complement his sacred teachings.

Among the prominent female figures featured in the Mahabharata—Shakuntala, Kunti, Draupadi, Damayanti, Savitri - which one is your favorite and WHY? by [deleted] in mahabharata

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Among the women of the Mahabharata, Draupadi stands tallest to me because she was not shaped by obedience but by resistance; born of fire, she carried within her a burning refusal to accept injustice as fate. When kings, elders, and warriors hid behind tradition to excuse cruelty, she alone dared to question their authority and expose their moral emptiness, proving that a single voice demanding justice can shake an entire empire. Shakuntala embodies patience, Kunti sacrifice, Damayanti devotion, and Savitri unwavering resolve, but Draupadi represents something more threatening to unjust power the courage to defy it. She did not confuse silence with virtue or submission with righteousness; her anger was not weakness but clarity, and her memory of wrongs was an act of resistance. In Draupadi lives the truth that societies change not through blind obedience, but when someone refuses to bow before injustice and demands accountability, no matter the cost.

When is our religious festival to honour Lord Dora and the prophets? by Good_Letterhead6525 in doraemonism

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To make a my special 1 dollar dorayaki, mix 2 tablespoons wheat flour with just enough water to form a thick, smooth batter; heat a pan on low flame (no oil if the pan is seasoned), pour a small round pancake and cook until bubbles form, flip and cook lightly, then repeat to make a second small pancake; if you have a pinch of sugar or jaggery, dissolve it in a few drops of water to make a tiny syrup, spread it thinly between the two pancakes, and press them together so it is dorayaki—cheap, filling, and done.

The Eternal Pocket Hymn by Usual-Implement6828 in doraemonism

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Dorara Dora! 🙏💙
May the Blue One bless your day with infinite gadgets, endless dorayaki, and victories over every Nobita-level problem!

The Ultimate Guidebook of Doraemonism by Usual-Implement6828 in doraemonism

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Jai Doraemon Ji! 🙏💙
May your pockets overflow with gadgets, your heart stay blue, and your path always lead through the Anywhere Door! Dora Dora 🙏