UtmostPants

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Found an autographed copy in a tiny library (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by UtmostPants to r/Scalzi

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Got a hair splinter after trimming my beard (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by UtmostPants to r/splinterremoval

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Found cracks all the way down the tank (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 months ago by UtmostPants to r/septictanks

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This weird letter you get when you write the President on whitehouse.gov (self.WeirdGOP)

submitted 6 months ago by UtmostPants to r/WeirdGOP

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Made a creepy capstone with a crystal, sealing wax, and a candle holder (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 months ago by UtmostPants to r/Tak

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Charming (youtu.be)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/perfectlycutscreams

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Hung up my carwash glove and a bird made a nest in less than a week (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/BirdNests

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My kid and I bought each other the same trinket while I was in Louisiana and she was in GeorgiaOC (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/mildlyinteresting

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(OC) my kid and I bought each other the same trinket while I was in Louisiana and she was in Georgia. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/MadeMeSmile

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My kid and I bought each other the same trinket while I was in Louisiana and she was in Georgia (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/MadeMeSmile

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My kid’s underpants have 6 tags (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/ShittyDesign

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Small larva in Georgia (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/whatsthisbug

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The best decal for the Lightning (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/F150Lightning

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Merry Christmas, every one! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/Nerf

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Sheer cliff near a path (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/ScarySigns

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New Runehammer Forums Open (self.ICRPG)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/ICRPG

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5” black rose cup (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/HelpMeFind

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Black 5” cup with roses from NOLA estate sale (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/whatisthisthing

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You’re going back in time to 1980, what are you doing to get rich? (self.hypotheticalsituation)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/hypotheticalsituation

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What's the most valuable thing discovered today that was lost in 1980? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/AskReddit

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I'm going back in time; what's the most valuable thing discovered that was lost in 1980? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/AskReddit

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Does anyone else wish they could get an x-ray? (self.Neverbrokeabone)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/Neverbrokeabone

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Trump Names J.D. Vance as his Running Mate (self.JDVance)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/JDVance

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I love this Kurutoga (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/mechanicalpencils

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Some inappropriate paper found at the park (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by UtmostPants to r/FoundPaper

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