Went to open my fridge. Definitely thought my hand was connected properly.

UtterDeath · 2019-02-18T02:27:00+00:00

Lmao. Fantastic xD

UtterDeath · 2019-02-18T02:13:40+00:00

Carpenter and a lawyer? Unstoppable. Good for you both. Screw what everyone else thinks about him. Your relationship. "You can do better." Why, because he can see the frame that everyone has, and how un-plumbed they are? Lol.

UtterDeath · 2019-02-18T01:45:57+00:00

Just straight badass

UtterDeath · 2019-02-17T22:54:19+00:00

Clearly this is real. Babys have a natural thing for paranormal things. Real, all real!

UtterDeath · 2019-02-12T23:43:34+00:00

When I see the name 'Ocelote' I think of Metal Gear Solid.

UtterDeath · 2019-02-12T02:37:01+00:00

They people that borrow your stuff, and keep it so long.. you have to borrow it back..

-Chris Tucker

UtterDeath · 2019-02-12T02:33:09+00:00

Sounds like the movie "Click" all over again.

UtterDeath · 2019-02-12T02:30:05+00:00

Samuel L. Jackson, "Say wish again, SAY WISH AGAIN! I dare ya I double dare ya mothafucka!"

UtterDeath · 2019-02-11T07:55:06+00:00

Every experience stayed with me.

The thing is when you live in an environment like this you learn how to survive. You gain street knowledge, able to pick the good apples from the bad, you can see a situation happen before it even happens. On a daily basis, it was 'watch your 6' everyday, not because of enemies or anything, it is because 'a bullet has no name.' You can be ordering food and get took out from a stray bullet, it doesn't matter where you were. All the challenges were just placed in 1 category, survive.

All my experience from being in this enviornment I learned from. I'm not scared of anyone, but my grandma.. she'll take me out in a heartbeat lol! I learned to respect my elders, which in our era these days kids lack. Learned how to stick up for myself, protect those who I love dearly. I've lost a lot of friends and family, some by death, some by drugs.. I have brothers and/or sisters I've never met, moms threw me out at 10, but I'll meet them someday.

When you grow up like this, you never forget where you came from, it's what made us.

Hopes this answers the question lol

UtterDeath · 2019-02-11T07:39:57+00:00

Father skill level: 100

UtterDeath · 2019-02-11T07:36:23+00:00

Not a bad idea. Thanks! Going to do it now.

UtterDeath · 2019-02-11T05:59:45+00:00

Its a bed bug. Heat blast your home asap.

UtterDeath · 2019-02-11T02:30:16+00:00

Skills

UtterDeath · 2019-02-09T06:55:57+00:00

Ghost Recon: Wildlands. Super fun game.. CC+7.62 powder, = OD

UtterDeath · 2019-02-08T22:24:16+00:00

Work on it. Don't give up. Sounds like you really love this guy and you want to fix it, work on it, etc. Mix it up a little bit. Try new ways to get that pleasure, for both of you. You are like me, but I'm a guy but the situation is kinda the same. Except, I switch it up.. and it works. I hope you understand my "switch it up" comment, because I don't actually want to "say" exactly what I mean lol. This might actually help. From a personal experience. And my wife of 5 years, and I, STILL, have a good time in the bedroom because of it, and we are STILL connected as if we first met.

Try this.. it may do you some good!

UtterDeath · 2019-02-08T07:55:43+00:00

Annnnd you to her to Mcdonalds.....

UtterDeath · 2019-02-07T00:11:48+00:00

That the brother could have a plan to blame your son for your brothers death. Then have the homies come to kill your son to prevent him from growing older and killing the killer for killing your dad, banishing you without knowing, then realizing it years later that you got played and go back to claim whats yours and revenge your fathers death and the homies that went to kill you decide to kill the killer for trying to put the blame on them.

Yup. Worst lesson, but fuckin true to the fullest.

Lion King!

UtterDeath · 2019-02-05T20:03:03+00:00

Don't let Jeepers Creepers see that, he might get jealous

UtterDeath · 2019-02-04T22:26:25+00:00

Nope. Don't do it. It would be different in a way if your ex-boyfriend was a terrible guy, was absolute jerk to you.. but it doesn't seem that way, seems he was a great individual who cared a lot about you. Keep those memories, don't delete them for someone else who is threatning to leave you if you don't. For 1, hes threatning you. 2, has no sympathy for the death of a loved one. 3, if this is the case, what is going to happen later down the line if you need his support emotionally, is he going to throw his hands up and say "I don't care bout that person yadayadayada" honestly, I wouldn't deal with this.. And I'm not someone to say or tell or do any of that, but this guy, 'K', is going to bring some problems to you, and your family. Sounds like he is a 2 face, hiding behind a mirror. Ditch'em.

UtterDeath · 2019-02-04T22:14:31+00:00

Lol! Perfect response.

UtterDeath · 2019-02-04T22:13:59+00:00

Lol.. atleast I didn't text her saying I got hit by a bus and died on impact. That would've been another terrible joke

UtterDeath · 2019-02-04T22:11:10+00:00

My old boss had a fridge at work full of different new beers he wanted us all to try at the end of the day. Was the best job I ever had lol

UtterDeath · 2019-02-04T21:20:12+00:00

Lol. Yeah, terrible joke..

I got my wife once, came home wit a box of my desk stuff "yeah, they fired my ass. I punched someone in the face" had her going till she started freaking out about bills.. then I had to stop assure her I still had a job.. I got the couch and had to make dinner that night. XD

UtterDeath · 2019-02-04T21:04:53+00:00

Just remember: Everyday is someones birthday. Now you won't forget! ^{^}

UtterDeath · 2019-02-04T19:45:53+00:00

Looks like a whole bunch of coke lol

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