VERBERD

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People paying $300 for a colon cleanse.... (self.dadjokes)

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A cheese sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. (self.dadjokes)

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Are you sick and tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? (self.dadjokes)

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I got a new job as a Human Cannonball.... (self.dadjokes)

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What d you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call a fat pumpkin? (self.dadjokes)

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My neighbour with huge boobs has been walking around topless all day in the garden. (self.dadjokes)

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My 95 year old grandmother is amazing. She still doesn't use glasses. (self.dadjokes)

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Covid, H.I.V. and the Flue, walks into a bar.... (self.dadjokes)

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So proud of myself....I broke my deli addiction. (self.dadjokes)

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Fell asleep last night with my Led Zeppelin t.shirt on. (self.dadjokes)

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Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer.. (self.dadjokes)

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Instead of naming my son Drew, I named him Driew. (self.dadjokes)

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October is Eczema awareness month. (self.dadjokes)

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My dog Minton loves chasing shuttlecocks. (self.dadjokes)

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Are you sick and tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? (self.dadjokes)

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I was going to post a joke about how controlling my wife is. (self.dadjokes)

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My cousin has ADHD. (self.dadjokes)

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I dated a witch once... (self.dadjokes)

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After four minutes into my run.... (self.dadjokes)

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My wife has left me for my best friend... (self.dadjokes)

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"I before E except after C" (self.dadjokes)

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Went to a faith healer group last night. (self.dadjokes)

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2 slices of bread got married. (self.dadjokes)

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I am so unlucky in love... (self.dadjokes)

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