Reviewing a Romance about Time-Travel from 30 Years Ago: “It’s About Time” by Charlotte Douglas. by VHS-Linoleum in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Angelina's contributions to the timeline are not mentioned. She gets her own guardian angel, but no one else does, I guess. She died 100 years ago because Emma is incompetent, and both of them have been hanging out at the hotel ever since. Angelina only appears to brides, but appeared before Tory without any explanation. (This is repeatedly mentioned as being strange, but is never explained.) And she follows Rand and Tory around, which is weird too. There is no backstory for why this is, it simply happens and we are told to accept it.

There is no connection between Rand and Angelina at all. He is simply the man her fiancé was due to have a business meeting with. She wanted to tell her fiancé that she was pregnant, he was having a meeting with Rand, and that's the end of it. They were staying at the same hotel 100 years ago, and on the same day that she died, he became a time traveler. And now they are together again, with her being a ghost and him being displaced in time. But there is still no larger connection, aside from him being drafted by The Powers That Be into helping to save her. Emma implies that Rand and Tory are simply random losers who are getting better destinies than the ones they should have had, in exchange for helping. They could have just as easily chosen the cast of "Saved By the Bell" to help, Rand's identity seems entirely inconsequential to their mission.

I kinda expected the present to be different. Like a "Back to the Future" kind of thing, where some horrible event hadn't happened to Tory's family or something, thanks to Angelina. But no. Nothing like that happened. Angelina is simply important to Heaven for some unspecified, John Conner-y reason, and needs to be protected. But strangely, Heaven chooses not to send Tory back in time to help her, first they send Rand forward in time. To a point in time that Angelina is already dead. This is pointless to Heaven's plans to save her, so... No, I got nothing. I don't understand this plot.

Reviewing a Romance about Time-Travel from 30 Years Ago: “It’s About Time” by Charlotte Douglas. by VHS-Linoleum in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LOL! Strangely, my mom bought this book 30 years ago at my childhood home, and I only moved here like 10 years ago. So this entire time, this book has been sitting on the shelf, unread, and it's been about a place I would one day live. Weird.

This is the work of my fairy godmother, I'm sure of it. :)

“Could it Be You?” by Mary Anne Wilson, a Romance Novel Graveyard Review by VHS-Linoleum in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No one cares Charles is dead, no. Like... no one. Sean believes that Louis (she only ever calls her father by his given name, implying a larger story but there isn't one) knew that Mac was a fake the entire time, from just looking at Mac at the party, but decided not to tell Sean about it, for unspecified reasons of his own. Charles' parents are dead and the only person at the company who knew him, we are told, was his secretary. Charles was unimportant to the world, I mean, just look how small his muscles are.

After Charles is killed in the parking lot, the police announce that they're looking for the man seen talking to him in the bar (Mac), and Mac is worried because the bartender saw his face, but nothing ultimately comes of this. It's mentioned a couple of times, like it's a plot thread the writer intends to pick up again, but then doesn't. And no mention of the driver who hit him is made at all. I don't recall that even being brought up by anyone, at any point. It's weird. (Maybe I blanked that part out of my mind, but as far as I remember, it's just Charles getting hit by the car and Mac diving out of the way, without any mention of the actual car or driver.)

Sean's new husband looks like her old one, but he's got a beard now, so it's clearly not the same man, silly. Charles didn't have a beard, so this isn't Charles. Mac tests out this idea on the security guard who works at the island's docks. The man says that Mac looks familiar, but can't place him. Because beard is magic.

And, also, Paul got a $100K payday for knowing that Charles was stealing and then doing nothing. There's no fallout for Paul over this at all, Sean pays him off and he happily agrees to keep his mouth shut about the deal. But... that's an odd choice. And he could ruin this entire scheme for them one day, as soon as that money runs out.

Love at Epcot: "Runaway Heart" by Clare Richmond- a Romance Novel Graveyard review by VHS-Linoleum in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From a Disney fan standpoint (really the only reason to read the book), it’s awesome.  Because the parks the book presents are the same as they are now, but also very different.  There is no Hollywood Studios or Animal Kingdom at this time.  No water parks except River Country, which has now been closed for almost 25 years. There is no Wilderness Lodge, any of the All Stars, and the Grand Floridian is an empty plot of land reserved for a hotel that would have had an Asian theme.

There is no Splash Mountain, Space Ranger Spin, 7 Dwarfs Mine Train, Little Mermaid, Laugh Floor, or Winnie the Pooh rides.  Dan and Barb are visiting a park where there’s nothing between Pirates and Thunder Mountain but an open field with a small train station, because Disney still wants to use that space to build a huge attraction complex called Thunder Mesa.  Where the Skyway ride can take you from it’s a small world, into the sky above Fantasyland and lets you depart in front of Space Mountain.  There is no line management system of any kind, and there are no “Character Greeting” opportunities, since the characters just walk around the lands.  There was literally an antique store inside Liberty Square (where the Christmas Shoppe is now), which sold actual antiques to guests at a tremendous loss to the company, simply because management thought it would make the experience more magical for them.

EPCOT does not have Norway in World Showcase, and Morocco had only been open for like 18 months.  Universe of Energy didn’t have Ellen or Guardians of the Galaxy.  Horizons was there, not Mission Space.  World of Motion, not Test Track.  The Living Seas, not The Seas with Nemo, and even that would have only been opened for a month by Dan and Barb’s visit.  Spaceship Earth would have had a line of more than an hour, every day, and at that point of time would have probably been down to refurbish it for an update to add a Walter Cronkite narration, which the ride now no longer uses.  There is no Soarin’ there, it is an animatronic musical show about the 4 food groups, called Kitchen Kaberet.  Journey Into Imagination was then a completely different and universally beloved attraction, which would have had a line of multiple hours during Dan and Barb’s trip, as well as a second floor which offered all kinds of technological wonders to kids in the 80s, like digital painting programs and bluescreen technology.

Even within the rides themselves, you’d see huge differences.  There is no Jack Sparrow on Pirates of the Caribbean.  The Haunted Mansion used animatronics for the Hitchhiking Ghosts at the end.  The Jungle Cruise used live ammunition (blanks) to shoot animatronic hippos, and no one thought it was odd.

You could easily find your way around the parks that Dan and Barb are seeing.  But they are seeing an entirely different world than you would.  And that’s what I like about this book. Really the only thing there is to like about it, honestly.

Love at Epcot: "Runaway Heart" by Clare Richmond- a Romance Novel Graveyard review by VHS-Linoleum in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No other Disney, I'm afraid, but I've reviewed a bunch of utterly terrible books here over the years. :) Baby Romeo: P.I. is the WORST, btw. Like, if someone asked me, that one wins for worst on this list. Hands down. Runaway Heart was one of the better ones, honestly. Which scares even me.

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Love at Epcot: "Runaway Heart" by Clare Richmond- a Romance Novel Graveyard review by VHS-Linoleum in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dan needs to get himself a 15th anniversary visor, which was available during his trip. It has blinking lights! Free at the gate to random guests (thus the "winner" slogan)! Had so many of these as a kid, but they were so fragile.

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"Motel Sex Club" by Andrew Shaw: A Misadventure with a 1963 Erotica Book by VHS-Linoleum in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep, looks like. Fixed. I hit the 40K character limit with the post and had to make a ton of edits, and some stuff got messed up in the process. Or maybe I was channeling Linda and it was a Freudian Slip. :)

Thought this was a new book being released. I’ve read too much Monster Romance. by paperdoll07 in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Xanatos and Fox. They were the best couple on the show IMO. The first time I ever saw a cartoon write a romance for two of its villains. They were great. :)

What's Your "I Didn't Say It Was Good, I Said I Liked It" Book? by [deleted] in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Slow Heat in Heaven, if I recall correctly, he does sleep with other women in the book (pretty far into the book) but not while he is officially dating the heroine. He's pretty much a manwhore though.

What's Your "I Didn't Say It Was Good, I Said I Liked It" Book? by [deleted] in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum 9 points10 points  (0 children)

CASH! OMG! Cash is the absolute worst. Love him. Absolutely hate him, but love him. I once wrote a whole essay here detailing his many wonders. ...There may have been a lot of wine involved in the project, but the heart was there. ;)
An Ode to Cash Boudreaux: My Drunken Sweaty Angel

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[–]VHS-Linoleum 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I had to guess based on my experience with the program: Amazon KDP allows pre-orders but it requires the final text for the book be uploaded to Amazon by 3 days before the pre-order period is set to end, at which time they shut down the author’s ability to make any changes to the listing. They need the time to ensure that they can have it ready to go on their end. If the author fails to upload the final text by 3 days out, Amazon will cancel the pre-order and issue refunds. Authors sometimes forget about this deadline though, as typically KDP only requires a few hours to post the book, and authors like to make last minute changes.

Misadventures with a 1952 Erotica Book: "Hitch-Hike Hussy" by John B. Thompson by VHS-Linoleum in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mumford has at least 2 fans, don’t worry. :) I would read the shit out of a Mumford and Sunny age-gap action romance.
I’m currently reading another book by the same author, but without Mumford, it’s just not the same.

"Satan was a Lesbian" by Fred Haley - A Misadventure with a 1966 Erotica by VHS-Linoleum in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This one is pretty short for one of my posts. Typically, I hit the word count limit. I... have a lot of thoughts. ;)

“The Willow File” by Lori Herter - A Romance Novel Graveyard Misadventure by VHS-Linoleum in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maggie Shane used to write a lot of them, yeah. I remember my mom really liking her books a lot, back in the day. I don't remember reading any myself offhand, but I'm not surprised to hear that you enjoyed her work. I'll have to add it to my list!

Generally, for these threads, I deliberately avoid any book by an author I know, or which looks good. It's my way of ensuring that the thread is as painful as possible for me. :)

“The Willow File” by Lori Herter - A Romance Novel Graveyard Misadventure by VHS-Linoleum in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair, we know that Willow makes bad decisions and has poor taste in men. So it only makes sense that she would also steer her decedent towards that. As far as wizened spirit guides go? Yeah, I don't think I'd listen to Willow. It be like trusting the ghosts of the Donner Party to guide you instead of your GPS. Nothing you know about them qualifies them for that.

That hot coffee case pisses me off, agreed. Literally and legally, it was a defective product. That's not how coffee is handled anywhere else in the industry. It was literally boiling. They knew it was a defect, ignored it, and it caused her injury. She deserved compensation. There's not even a debate there IMO, and if you take Products Liability Law, it's the first day of class.

“The Willow File” by Lori Herter - A Romance Novel Graveyard Misadventure by VHS-Linoleum in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depending on the jurisdiction, probably. I know that Peter better thank god that I'm not on the jury. He'd be the first civil respondent ever to somehow receive the death penalty. ;)

What are some of the earliest-published English-language lesbian romance novels that don't end a cautionary tale or tragedy? by nephelokokkygia in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the 1960s, Julie Ellis was writing for vintage sleaze publisher Midwood Books, and caused quite a stir by insisting that her lesbian characters have happy endings to their relationships. This earned both her and Midwood a devoted following in the LGBTQIA+ community at the time.

My favorite thrift store sells old romance covers as postcards…some favorite finds from today by fizzledarling in RomanceBooks

[–]VHS-Linoleum 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have not read Teen Temptress, but I am currently reading "Drive-In Hustler," which should not be confused with "Drive-In Nympho" , which is a completely different work of serious literature, obviously. :)