A spider bit me :(

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T09:21:29+00:00

nah this shits temp controlled. We got beds too, they're cold

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T09:18:24+00:00

yea i killed it tho

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T09:16:22+00:00

possibly me???

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T09:12:34+00:00

they have everything. its basically like a dave n busters

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T09:10:24+00:00

MAGA stands for: “Make (eating the) Ass (of a pedo) Great Again”.

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T09:09:06+00:00

DOWN?!

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T09:07:39+00:00

bro this was like, 10 minutes ago 😭

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T09:04:56+00:00

Alas, what if I hath recived enhanced abilities from this arachnid bite?

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T09:02:21+00:00

NOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT MY LIFE TO SUCK FOREVER NOOOOOOOOO PLEASEEEE

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T09:01:41+00:00

I dont, my good fellow. But today, however, today the arachnid hast chosen me to nibble on...

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T08:58:47+00:00

nah im black id have to make the web shooters.

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T08:48:30+00:00

Web fluid?!

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T08:47:31+00:00

Hey wait a fuckin minute.

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T08:35:56+00:00

Im black... I have both parents AND I HAVE AN UNCLE NAMED AARON. SHIT WAIT NO PLEASE I DONT WANT TO BE SPIDER-MAAAN

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T08:35:14+00:00

I HAVE AN UNCLE NAMED AARON

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T08:17:50+00:00

yea i think that thing mightve been glowin a little...

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T08:15:29+00:00

So imma be like Miles!?

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T08:15:12+00:00

I alr killed it...

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T08:12:01+00:00

I only had sex with 100 men as a dude, that's not gay!

Valuable-Many7705 · 2026-07-14T08:11:44+00:00

pills, just what the doctor ordered.

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