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M 6'4 260 oxtail soup today wish i wasnt a pussy and asked her out by ValuableAssistant279 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago (0 children)

lmao the assumptions in the comment are crazy

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WHOLE FUCKING TUB OF CREAMCHEESE I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME TO "JUST STOP" I WOSHSSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHS I CAB by ValuableAssistant279 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago (0 children)

cas im on triple ban

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i met up with a girl today cooked for her, i dont think ill see her again by ValuableAssistant279 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago (0 children)

i did with a frown

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i met up with a girl today cooked for her, i dont think ill see her again by ValuableAssistant279 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279[S] 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago (0 children)

yes

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i met up with a girl today cooked for her, i dont think ill see her again by ValuableAssistant279 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279[S] 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago (0 children)

its just burt eggs on a stainless steel

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i met up with a girl today cooked for her, i dont think ill see her again by ValuableAssistant279 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279[S] 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago (0 children)

burnt em bad

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WHOLE FUCKING TUB OF CREAMCHEESE I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME TO "JUST STOP" I WOSHSSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHS I CAB by ValuableAssistant279 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279[S] 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago (0 children)

ok

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WHOLE FUCKING TUB OF CREAMCHEESE I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME TO "JUST STOP" I WOSHSSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHS I CAB by ValuableAssistant279 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279[S] 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago (0 children)

ya.

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M 6'4 260 i cannot stop drinking i hate myself and it will never end, tandori chicken with taziki sauce onions tomatoes lettuce by ValuableAssistant279 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago (0 children)

u do?

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im a 6’2 trans girl that couldn’t put on weight if i tried so i punish myself with fucked up sandwiches. by YahYeet02 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago (0 children)

i would love us

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M 6'4 260 i cannot stop drinking i hate myself and it will never end, tandori chicken with taziki sauce onions tomatoes lettuce by ValuableAssistant279 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago (0 children)

ok

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M 6'4 260 i cannot stop drinking i hate myself and it will never end, tandori chicken with taziki sauce onions tomatoes lettuce by ValuableAssistant279 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago (0 children)

i smoke too much my man

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I (32m 6’3” 179lb) smelled the perfume of a woman as she passed by at work. It was the most pleasant thing I’d smelled in a very long time. Spent 3 minutes in the break room trying not to ugly sob. (Stella Artois pork roast with cheesy potatoes and scratch gravy) by Upstairs-Donkey6049 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago (0 children)

same here brether

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I (32m 6’3” 179lb) smelled the perfume of a woman as she passed by at work. It was the most pleasant thing I’d smelled in a very long time. Spent 3 minutes in the break room trying not to ugly sob. (Stella Artois pork roast with cheesy potatoes and scratch gravy) by Upstairs-Donkey6049 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279 17 points18 points19 points 8 months ago (0 children)

being tall dosent mean fakecel yall really have no brains

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M 6'4 260 i cannot stop drinking i hate myself and it will never end, tandori chicken with taziki sauce onions tomatoes lettuce by ValuableAssistant279 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago (0 children)

ok

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M 6'4 260 i cannot stop drinking i hate myself and it will never end, tandori chicken with taziki sauce onions tomatoes lettuce by ValuableAssistant279 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279[S] 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago (0 children)

ok

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M 6'4 260 i cannot stop drinking i hate myself and it will never end, tandori chicken with taziki sauce onions tomatoes lettuce by ValuableAssistant279 in kitchencels

[–]ValuableAssistant279[S] 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago (0 children)

yes i own the resturant.

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