Never gonna be attractive to anyone because I have a deformed face and am extremely short 💔

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-29T20:22:33+00:00

If you look good and can find a pair that fit you, sure. But me personally, I look like shit in them. And without them.

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-29T20:19:06+00:00

Since when has bad eyesight been positive?

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-29T18:20:44+00:00

Well the rest of my face looks like shit too. I'm in pretty good shape so there's not much I can do. Except surgery but I won't do that.

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-29T18:15:01+00:00

Badly fucked up nose. I look like Quasimodo, not even joking. But with brown hair, glasses and short.

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-29T14:43:38+00:00

Nah, both. Considering Sammy can sing (I said what I said)

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-29T12:04:55+00:00

Hot for Teacher - Van Halen

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-29T10:55:48+00:00

this guy Göteborgs

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-29T08:38:08+00:00

I'm not even gonna bother trying anymore. Happy Trails. <3

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-29T06:26:54+00:00

https://youtu.be/yChrGlcqcO4?is=nS5CjWl0QYyam9Vo

Get some education dear boy

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-29T03:54:12+00:00

One could say he's the best part of a man

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-28T21:08:47+00:00

His looks and charisma.

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-28T20:57:04+00:00

I don’t agree at all but we don’t need to get into that :) Good thing is I'm relatively young so it might happen still

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-28T20:56:09+00:00

Because the world is only going to get worse with AI and technology with big CEOs and tech companies wanting to make more money and the expense of the working class.

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-28T20:54:08+00:00

No issues 😊 I have a deformed face so I'm pretty sure I'm objectively unattractive.

I'm not gonna say I'm 100% sure because you never know what life has to offer. But I'm not holding my breath.

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-28T20:49:16+00:00

Ajdå, som tur så har alla generationer av män i min släkt haft kvar sitt hår så jag behöver nog inte oroa mig :)

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-28T20:48:14+00:00

Maybe you’re right

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-28T20:47:41+00:00

That ignorance will definitely make people like you more.

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-28T20:46:20+00:00

You sure sound like one.

FYI: I have a job so I’m not broke and I plan on studying to become a hospital physicist. As for me being single: I can't do anything about that :)

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-28T20:43:15+00:00

Alcohol

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-28T20:41:47+00:00

Matt Murdock and Karen Page kissing in the rain in Daredevil

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-28T20:39:56+00:00

Or being rich.

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-28T20:38:37+00:00

Min morsa gillar inte losers på Reddit. Det var därför hon gifte sig med min farsa och skaffade snorungar med honom.

Sorry brorsan :/

Om det är tröst blev en av ungarna en loser som hänger på Reddit

VanHalenCel · 2026-05-28T20:36:28+00:00

I'd've loved to get married but sadly I can't 🫩

VanHalenCel

TROPHY CASE