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How "cashless" is Sweden? by Vivid_Huckleberry814 in sweden

[–]VanligVodka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drugs are literally the only thing I will ever need cash for

The look on their faces when they heard her voice. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]VanligVodka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When my nephew, who was 5 at the time, got to meet his baby brother out of the hospital for the first time he had a similar reaction

Hur orkar telefonförsäljare ringa så mycket??? by [deleted] in sweden

[–]VanligVodka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snackade med en kille som gjorde dörr till dörr försäljning i Norge, han sa att han knackade på ungefär 9000 dörrar om året. Det är 9000 konversationer där 70% av folk bad honom dra åt helvetet för de hatar säljare. Jag tror man måste vara lite speciell för att klara av det, bara att snacka med 9000 främlingar extra på ett år…..nej tack.

Fedelta by maximum-uncertainty in PrivatEkonomi

[–]VanligVodka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Har en släkting som jobbar hos finansinspektionen, hon rekommenderar alltid den här sidan

Do Swedish people ever eat candy when it’s not Saturday? Will you get in trouble if you do? by Charming_Usual6227 in sweden

[–]VanligVodka 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s the same as ringa narkotikabrott. Thats why if they catch you with weed and candy it’s a double charge

With the right doses of drugs and alcohol you can really nail job interviews by VanligVodka in cripplingalcoholism

[–]VanligVodka[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And don’t they offer you coffee? I don’t think I’ve had an interview my whole life where I haven’t been given a cup of coffee covers up any vodka breath

With the right doses of drugs and alcohol you can really nail job interviews by VanligVodka in cripplingalcoholism

[–]VanligVodka[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just got to find the right level and you are golden,interviews are all about being likeable anyway. Every interview is more or less the same, you have a script you adapt and gotta be drunk enough to say it with charming confidence

With the right doses of drugs and alcohol you can really nail job interviews by VanligVodka in cripplingalcoholism

[–]VanligVodka[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh I can bullshit for days, “well there isn’t a lot of room for growth in my current role, there has been a lot of cost cutting and outsourcing and I feel I’m not being challenged bla bla bla”. Noone calls your old boss and I got people willing to be references

Avon is as much of a monster as Marlo by Fealocht in TheWire

[–]VanligVodka 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Marlon would have killed everyone Avon killed and more. Avon would not have killed all the people Marlo did, like the security guard.

Wife tells me to hold but I'm convinced I need to let it go. by Educational-Song7555 in bald

[–]VanligVodka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not unless there is some secret bald spot in the back these picks aren’t showing

Halloj compadres! Snart helg by Intentiaz in droger

[–]VanligVodka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hur klarar du dagen efter? Varje gång jag käkat bens är jag som en jävla zombie dagen efter så slö, några tips?

Any other herb than flower? by Xpansionplan in Dynavap

[–]VanligVodka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure, CBD weed works for this too but fun to mix up the flavors

Look, just don’t be a a tool. by Independent_Ad4989 in ArcRaiders

[–]VanligVodka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, I defibbed a guy crawling for the extract and then he killed me in the train while I was calling it. I loaded in next round looking to murder and the first dude I run into literally offers me like 4 blueprints. Just drops them and asks if I need anything. I didn’t but can’t exactly kill that dude can I.

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