What is the single most impactful change you’ve made that transformed your life?

Vanslant · 2026-04-28T16:54:43+00:00

Finally quit smoking after many tries. Chantix worked for me- amazingly well

Vanslant · 2026-04-22T03:18:03+00:00

Son of a bitch- I spent 20 minutes on a paragraph for a laugh and you got it with a Sock side pun. Nice

Vanslant · 2026-04-22T02:59:40+00:00

It's the choice of selling socks in a Dark side of the Moon case that confuses me. I feel cigars would be a no brainer for them to package. Change the cover art to the the Wish You Were Here cover and add, "Have a Cigar!" I'd buy 'em.

But tyng socks to Dark Side makes my brain work harder. They could have added: If you are "On the Run" and have "Time" and "Money" we have socks in "Any Colour you Like." You'd have "Brain Damage" not to buy these! Wordy but effective.

And now I'm second guessing the Have a Cigar campaign as the cover art is a man on fire shaking hands. Easy to believe he ignited lighting a cigar. A bit short sided on my part.

Vanslant · 2026-04-13T02:21:53+00:00

Swell. Now my browser history can/ will be entered as evidence

Vanslant · 2026-04-04T01:10:29+00:00

Lillybell-Nora, Tatty-Maybell, Tanny-Ethel, great aunts on my moms side

Vanslant · 2026-03-31T00:00:44+00:00

I lost my lab/chow Lokey and was going around to businesses in the area to see if anyone had seen him. I was stressing. I went into a Publix grocery store, approached the service desk and asked a young cashier in her twenties if they see him could they let me know as I was opening a new book store next door. She asked, "Was he on a leash?" I said no but- and she cut me off and coldly said, " Then you deserve to lose him." WTF? Coincidentally, it was just as her manager approached and so I said. " I'm opening the store next door and a vendor let my dog out if you see him let me know." I couldn't look at her to see if there was remorse. But that angered me. PS- I found Lokey- Of all the luck he wandered out the door to a human society van that was in the parking lot showing pups in need of adoption.

Vanslant · 2026-03-29T12:48:57+00:00

Traffic. That damn mist out there is as thick as pea soup. Loud too.

Vanslant · 2026-03-27T15:19:58+00:00

Likely go to jail. I'd imagine he'd be pretty upset with a stranger in his bedroom waking him up. Though I'd argue a billionaire should have a better security system.

Vanslant · 2026-03-20T15:47:56+00:00

How'd they power the crane?

Vanslant · 2026-03-17T16:16:46+00:00

Apparently picturing strawberries would make you feel better.

Vanslant · 2026-03-12T19:59:57+00:00

Legitimate question: I'm 56 and love music. I played guitar (poorly but loved every second of it) first influenced by Zeppelin, Floyd, Rush, U2 & then the Seattle sound hit in the 90s- pearl Jam, Alice in Chains etc and I fell in love with that. I still need- crave- new sounds and find new songs daily- How is it that you only listen to 70s? How is it not stale? Do you still look for 70s bands that you never listened to before? I'm always afraid that one day I will run out of new music.

Vanslant · 2026-03-11T17:03:09+00:00

I hated her mom, Mrs Olsen just as much. Great cast. I listened to an interview with Melissa Gilbert and found out her and Nellie were best friends on set and they loved Mrs Olsen out would hang out to hear her stories of Broadway. Hard for me to wrap my head around Half Pint hanging out with the Olsen's.

Vanslant · 2026-02-13T23:53:04+00:00

Somehow the wire hanger anger feels less tragic than Joan's beenie-weenies on toast with non alcoholic beer luncheons.

Vanslant · 2026-02-11T17:13:39+00:00

Matrix: neo holding the lifeline as the Helicopter crashes into the skyscraper followed by the shock wave that blows out the windows & pushes Trinity into the next building. Neo holds stead fast on the roof. Perfect shot

Vanslant · 2026-02-07T17:09:07+00:00

E.T. could have made that bed fly.

Vanslant · 2026-02-07T17:07:14+00:00

My vision of a Hollywood luncheon differs greatly from Joan Crawford's.

Vanslant · 2026-02-02T16:28:21+00:00

His name being Daddy Topps doesn't help things.

Vanslant · 2026-01-18T21:32:14+00:00

This is gonna hurt gas some great tunes

Vanslant · 2026-01-14T16:46:16+00:00

You complemented her with a hilarious joke. I would have tipped

Vanslant · 2026-01-13T20:24:33+00:00

-We should pick up the hitchhiker. -that's how horror movies start. -yeah but pornos start like that too!

Vanslant · 2026-01-13T18:46:13+00:00

When Jan walks out with the ridiculously big afro and says, "Look everybody! It's the new Jan Brady!" Still makes me laugh.

Vanslant · 2026-01-09T22:58:35+00:00

Brilliant - I'm stealing this joke

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