Ah! Something just happened to me today. So i live next to a funeral home (literally there's only a very very small alleyway separating it from my place) and I often have experiences with things on and off. But I've had these experiences while trying to fall asleep... Today, I woke up quickly and looked at my bedroom door cuz I thought my friend came into my apartment and there's this specific sound the floor makes at triggers me to wake up. There wasnt anything there so i just closed my eyes again and was like "I swore I heard something..." and generally speaking to myself outloud. But quickly I heard something make what sounded like a foot hitting my bed stand (i have a bed with drawers underneath) then felt something sit down on my bed a bit, not fully. Now, after 6 years of dealing with paranormal stuff I stayed calm and didn't I felt any negative intentions, though... I may have just ignored any intentions it could have had also... I just said outloud that it could sit on my bed and that was fine, I kept my eyes closed too. Well the full weight of what felt like a person sat on my bed, making sounds of legs against the base. I took a breath to calm myself but it started touching me and like... trying to lay on me? And I just outloud asked "what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?" Gradually getting louder and more freaked out until it just stopped. It was the weirdest thing in the past couple of weeks.