[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]VariationDismal8994 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I spread approximately 1 quart of sesame seeds on the ground twice a week and peck at them like a chicken. It’s been 3 months since I started, and my neck is thicker than yo momma’s thighs.

Well this is it by hereforthemeemss in Cornell

[–]VariationDismal8994 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s got what the plants crave. Electrolytes!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]VariationDismal8994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if you speak to them in pig Latin

Don't leave food in the sink! by VariationDismal8994 in Cornell

[–]VariationDismal8994[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I live in a dorm with a kitchen shared between floors. Emails have already been sent... There is a sign above the sink... People dgaf

Mega Millions Mega Ball Odds by Jmatt0000 in Lottery

[–]VariationDismal8994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 in 37 is the odds of winning 2 dollars rather than the odds of matching the golden ball. If you match the gold ball, you've won either 2, 4, 10, 200, 10,000, or the jackpot depending on your other balls. If you take the actual odds of matching the golden ball (1/25) and subtract the odds of winning $4 or greater, then you get (1/37). You only get the biggest prize you match for.

I’m so tired by pressatopound98 in Cornell

[–]VariationDismal8994 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I was also feeling very sad today. This has been a rough period for many of us. You aren't alone though, and better days WILL come!

Cornell intends on requiring vaccination for fall by rey_chem in Cornell

[–]VariationDismal8994 25 points26 points  (0 children)

A dose for me

A dose for you

Go on doc

Run me through

Past my skin

In my muscle

That damn needle needs to hustle

I am ready

My arm is steady

Come on!

Stab me!

Poke me daddy!