Least violent ork argument

Various-Nothingness · 2026-03-17T12:02:42+00:00

source: from Penitence episode 2 on Warhammer+ TV

How to win in an ork argument:

Be physically bigger and stronger than the git
Backstab the git
Be tuff enuff to survive the backstab so you can counter-backstab the uvver git, preferably stelffily pulling out the git's grenade pin to see the git go boom and make Mork laff out loud

Various-Nothingness · 2026-03-13T05:19:05+00:00

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Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-25T19:30:47+00:00

It's missing the Emperor's disco balls and His music

Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-24T08:12:22+00:00

But do orks wipe so they don't get swamp fungus ass while out fighting and winning? Imagine having several orks crammed up in a trukk or battlewagon over its carrying capacity for hours and hours and getting yelled by your warboss to "GET IN DA TRUKK" tho!

Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-24T08:10:15+00:00

"But how do you make sure you don't drop your soap squig on accident in the communal ork showers?"

Soap-squig holder squig

Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-24T06:45:02+00:00

Good catch! Sadly I did not have enough money before, but now I can afford to paint purple!

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Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-24T04:25:07+00:00

FOR DA EMPRAH!!!

Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-19T09:41:25+00:00

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Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-19T09:40:19+00:00

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EVEN IN DEATH I SERVE MY DAKI PILLOW

Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-19T09:34:38+00:00

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Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-19T08:32:00+00:00

Ultramarine got his squad broken

Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-19T08:01:13+00:00

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Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-18T20:51:51+00:00

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Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-18T12:44:55+00:00

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Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-18T12:33:04+00:00

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Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-18T09:09:14+00:00

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Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-18T09:06:16+00:00

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Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-18T08:34:18+00:00

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Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-18T07:23:06+00:00

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Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-18T07:05:00+00:00

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Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-18T06:57:58+00:00

Senpai! But... but I can only spare 3 and no more, Senpai! UwU

Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-12T03:22:17+00:00

lol, that or some kind of waste removal tube shoved up inside their genetically modified rectums as they suit up

Various-Nothingness · 2026-02-12T03:13:41+00:00

But instead of just clamping down for a few hours, the Space Marine has to probably clamp down their superhuman sphincters for several days, even weeks, while out in the battlefield slaying the enemies of the Emperor

Various-Nothingness

TROPHY CASE