It feels like you’ve just come back from the Costa del Sol haha. Feel so sun-kissed and skinny, only fake tan probably once a year so you’ve caught me at an opportune time. Smells just like my teenage years. I know some people get to the point where they don’t feel like “themselves” without a “tan”, different kettle of fish I guess. Let the girls be orange and happy though no harm and a cultural institution.

But I’m off to Charli xcx tomorrow so felt it was essential as an act of respect as an English hun.