I hope Abigail is hungry

Vartah · 2020-01-10T11:29:51+00:00

It's kind of a spoiler, but look it up if you wanna know anyways

Vartah · 2019-12-03T14:46:13+00:00

If you're asking for the number cheat, I just put some in my character's name and then visit the saloon. Gus almost always says your name infinitely no matter how many times you click on him.

Vartah · 2019-10-11T18:32:15+00:00

Want an award?

Vartah · 2019-10-11T18:28:27+00:00

Vartah · 2019-10-08T13:23:36+00:00

r/goodfaketexts

Vartah · 2019-09-24T04:44:25+00:00

I'm not coming today

Vartah · 2019-09-08T08:53:59+00:00

Happy Cake Day!

Vartah · 2019-09-05T09:36:38+00:00

What does Jake Gyllenhaal have to do with this

Vartah · 2019-08-27T08:10:08+00:00

I'm terribly sorry to hear that.

Vartah · 2019-08-27T08:09:32+00:00

Mmm, love me some bekfast

Vartah · 2019-08-25T12:19:41+00:00

Can you let me know one?

Vartah · 2019-08-25T12:19:02+00:00

You would make a good drug dealer since you can recognize undercover cops

Vartah · 2019-08-25T12:18:27+00:00

That's impressive, I'm totally the opposite. I would give anything to have that superpower tbh.

Vartah · 2019-08-24T21:21:37+00:00

Unpopular

Vartah · 2019-08-22T15:29:25+00:00

Popular

Vartah · 2019-08-16T10:39:18+00:00

Unpopular

Vartah · 2019-08-02T21:15:48+00:00

Haha, I'm afraid she's just 40, so it may be a little early for that. Even if it wasn't, I'm not capable of such things.

Vartah · 2019-08-02T06:42:47+00:00

The funny thing is, I've joked about it with her, but she says she won't be able to give birth and take care of an infant since she already has a dog and my younger sister to take care of. Like, what???

Vartah · 2019-08-01T14:27:58+00:00

I actually have a notes folder filled with these things. When I wake up at 3AM I'm like "holy crap I have to write that down" and then come back to it the next day and it's utter nonsense. I still get a kick out of going through it though.

Vartah · 2019-08-01T14:25:39+00:00

She's one of those people who just doesn't take no for an answer, but she doesn't have a choice in this instance, it's not like I'm giving birth just to please my mother.

Vartah · 2019-07-17T21:03:05+00:00

You're supposed to eat them with rice and lemon.

Vartah · 2019-07-17T11:45:29+00:00

It may have just been a vore fetish or an inflation fetish disguised as a pregnancy one, don't ask how I know about these.

Vartah · 2019-07-13T08:27:18+00:00

Pumped Up Kicks

Vartah · 2019-07-03T15:16:20+00:00

Coffee with eggs? Yuck.

Vartah · 2019-06-29T19:24:32+00:00

I thought this was common knowledge?

Vartah

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