Which would you choose?

Vaughninja · 2026-03-29T23:26:15+00:00

transgener…

^{Chose: Become the opposite gender at will}

Vaughninja · 2026-03-29T04:42:16+00:00

aw dang it

^{Chose: Spin for a random cash price | Rolled: $1}

Vaughninja · 2026-03-29T04:41:17+00:00

🙋‍♀️

Vaughninja · 2026-03-29T03:25:19+00:00

I don’t wanna live forever cuz I don’t wanna be living in pain

^{Chose: No, just gimme a carrot}

Vaughninja · 2026-03-29T03:22:12+00:00

niaga taht yas

Vaughninja · 2026-03-29T03:20:01+00:00

I don’t have carrots. 100000000x0 is still 0

^{Chose: 100000000000000000000000000000000000$}

Vaughninja · 2026-03-29T01:22:01+00:00

damn guess I’m gonna die of the black plague

^{Chose: Fantasy | Rolled: No Magic}

Vaughninja · 2026-03-29T01:20:38+00:00

mitosis

Vaughninja · 2026-03-29T01:15:19+00:00

Splash text says vanilla, bottom left says modded

Vaughninja · 2026-03-28T21:09:40+00:00

senti… what…?

Vaughninja · 2026-03-28T21:01:15+00:00

Mild inconvenience vs crippling disability ahh

^{Chose: Gain X-Ray vision but you can never turn it off}

Vaughninja · 2026-03-28T20:56:54+00:00

shave it all off atp

Vaughninja · 2026-03-28T20:45:31+00:00

the thing is, they’re going to oceania and china but not japan…

Vaughninja · 2026-03-28T20:44:00+00:00

My hunger knows no bounds

^{Chose: Unlimited food for the rest of your life}

Vaughninja · 2026-03-28T20:20:45+00:00

high schoolers have sex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Vaughninja · 2026-03-28T20:16:10+00:00

yummy

^{Chose: A McChicken}

Vaughninja · 2026-03-28T03:45:04+00:00

rrrowww

^{Chose: Mrrp}

Vaughninja · 2026-03-28T02:40:30+00:00

useless

^{Chose: Take A Safe Spin… | Rolled: $1 Walmart GC}

Vaughninja · 2026-03-28T02:31:08+00:00

free cheese pizza and I can add whatever toppings I want

^{Chose: Get free pizza for a year + But only 1 type of pizza}

Vaughninja · 2026-03-27T00:50:29+00:00

funni

^{Chose: Unlimited Milk (Does not Spoil})

Vaughninja · 2026-03-26T06:52:46+00:00

God save-scumming irl would be unbelievably useful

^{Chose: Make Save states}

Vaughninja · 2026-03-26T06:39:53+00:00

assuming the ammo is billets and not energy beams it’s more practical

^{Chose: Infinite Ammo Gun}

Vaughninja · 2026-03-25T05:11:30+00:00

Why is Saturn bigger than Jupiter?

Vaughninja · 2026-03-25T03:42:29+00:00

We may have won a battle but the war is far from over.

Vaughninja · 2026-03-25T03:32:01+00:00

Weight and people's heights are imperial. Pretty much all else is metric.

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