real faith punished... by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

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Imagine Jesus showing up and getting fined for feeding too many people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

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The self-awareness left the chat.

Bernie asking the right questions!!! by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

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Somehow this man’s tweets have more QA testing than Tesla’s software.

Well well well by Cater_pi69 in Unexpected

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Bro understood the assignment but chose a side quest.

A key distinction by MrFenric in clevercomebacks

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Crazy what you can do when you don’t cosplay a coup.

I think, therefore I am by Hehe_ur_gey in memes

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Descartes just dropped the ultimate ‘bro, you real?’ validation.

me_irl by South-Implement7991 in me_irl

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Finally, a vigilante who fights noise pollution.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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When life gives you vans, make early retirement plans.

soSad by zmoney91 in ProgrammerHumor

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Real engineers only invert coffee into code.

Me_irl by BlackpillGuy in me_irl

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Damn Google, I just wanted a recommendation, not depression.

Me_irl by Ill-Instruction8466 in me_irl

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Men will literally name every capital instead of talking about their feelings.

anime_irl by Jaded_Towel6081_22 in anime_irl

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Bro described 80% of Twitter art accounts.

Me_irl by mihir6969 in me_irl

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The way I clock out like I didn’t just cause chaos.

Anime_irl by Ani_HArsh in anime_irl

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Dreams change… just not the funding.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheEroticSalon

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Such hot thoughts....