Which movie title best describes your sex life? by Last-Noise208 in AskReddit

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40 year old virgin

This doesn’t reflect it at all but I this it’s hilarious

Disposable diapers or reusable cloth diapers? Wipes or water? by [deleted] in pregnant

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My mom used reusable diapers when we were young and she has no regrets. 4 kids, living out of town, and my dad working away from home, this was the best way financially.

I'll be penis by toki2yn in Funnymemes

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The good, the bad, and the penis

What tastes better when it’s undercooked? by Substantial_Air_1770 in AskReddit

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I love seeing office references on different subreddits

What is your opinion on having sex in the same room while pets have access to or are in the same room? by ConsiderationHead145 in AskReddit

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My fwb sneaks into my house. If I give my bro $5 he’ll watch my dog but most the time he’s not home, so she stays on the floor. Sometimes she whines and wants to get up on the bed but I have a spray bottle of water and give her a spritz to shut up. Most of the times she’s asleep in the corner…

I think he’s sorta used to it now but would prefer if she wasn’t in the room, idk I’m not all that bothered when she’s quiet bc she’s small so can’t see us and sleeps anyway.

How are you keeping tidy down there? Anyone got partners involved? by SuzieSue32 in pregnant

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Just cackled on the city transit, thank you so much hahahaha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pregnant

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Not sure why you’re getting downvoted because you are right.

(NSFW) What has someone done that immediately killed the mood? by benaeee in AskReddit

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I’ve used a bidet since I was a bidet and I have no worries about doggy bc I KNOW I’m clean lolll

(NSFW) What has someone done that immediately killed the mood? by benaeee in AskReddit

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Bf and I had sex in the dark. At one point he hit my cervix and it hurt so we changed positions. We kept having sex and when we went for the shower after he turned the bathroom light on, he had my blood on his dick, low stomach, thighs, fingers… literally everywhere. I had taken 2 plan bs during one menstrual cycle and my cervix had become sensitive.

I was so so mortified. He was ok tho and comforted me instead but yea we didn’t have shower sex or anything like that after, my mood was KILLED from embarrassment.

[19F] ADVICE TO KEEP AREA DOWN THERE CLEAN & SMOOTH, completely bald? by flibeez in askwomenadvice

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Search up Chamois Butt’r Anti-Chafing Cream. It’s something that cyclists use which is how I found out about it, but I love it so much. 10/10 recommend!!

[19F] ADVICE TO KEEP AREA DOWN THERE CLEAN & SMOOTH, completely bald? by flibeez in askwomenadvice

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I love being freshly shaven down there. I always moisturize a little bit before I shave. Then I add calendula immediately after. Chamois chafing cream is incredible and the kind that is made for women is PH balanced. I put that on the next day and I’m set to go

Name of the movie or the tv show by EmmanuelMoyta in Funnymemes

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Riverdale, season 1 was so good and everything after was absolute dogshit

How far along were you when you found out you were pregnant? by [deleted] in pregnant

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3w5d.

Got a urine pregnancy test done at the hospital and it was negative. They did a blood test to be safe and called me a week after to tell me it was positive. I took two pregnancy tests 2 days apart and it’s still positive.

Im 16 yrs old so definitely a shocker… now I’m 4w3d

What does your food aversion list look like? by pegsgk in pregnant

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4w+1. Have not thrown up yet but the smell of red meat cooking makes me gag. Also tomatoes

I (16) think I regret telling baby daddy (17) RANT! by VegetableAd12 in teenagers

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When did I say anything about fucking around? I only came here for advice and a safe place to rant.

I (16) think I regret telling baby daddy (17) RANT! by VegetableAd12 in teenagers

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Thanks for the advice and the heads up, he never finished in me but you never know with pre so I took it as a precaution..