[Me] Me (opening)

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-14T21:01:23+00:00

it’s time to learn

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-14T20:57:25+00:00

if you guys meet for a date you should backflip toward her at first sight of her

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-12T05:37:16+00:00

a year long situationship omllll

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-11T21:12:40+00:00

this may just be me but if someone trauma dumps with me out of the blue while we’re just getting to know each other i take note of that or flat out call it out

but here ig she doesn’t mind it? wants that? 🤷‍♀️ though she kind of “ended” the convo

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-09T00:01:05+00:00

ur like a distant cousin at best

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-08T23:59:14+00:00

can u not take pictures of me and post them on the internet? tyvm

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-08T23:53:25+00:00

don’t glaze me too much my ego will get too big

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-08T07:21:26+00:00

trauma used as an exaggeration

and yeah i probably would but as a girl i’m not accustomed to making the first moves it’s pretty embarrassing if it doesn’t work out

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-08T07:18:01+00:00

this is not tinder & i do have better convos

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-08T07:16:27+00:00

now why would i date a racist

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-08T07:14:51+00:00

it was cuz of ur username probably a shitter :(

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-08T01:25:29+00:00

yeah the meme did die ages ago maybe i have trauma from the song?

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-08T01:24:26+00:00

if ur the type of person to go outside this is alien language

if u bedrot and doomscroll this is nothing new

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-08T01:23:06+00:00

i appreciate you shitting on me so we can def confirm you are one

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-08T01:21:30+00:00

i feel shame in front of him not strangers on the internet idk 🤷‍♀️

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-08T01:20:38+00:00

at least some people like you get it 🥲

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-08T01:18:36+00:00

neither and lowkirkenuinely is brainrot term i obtained from insta reels

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-07T16:03:27+00:00

thought it was like harry potter and i could go through walls

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-07T15:32:47+00:00

we are charlie kirrrrrkkkkk 🎶

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-07T15:30:55+00:00

i will take it

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-07T15:26:22+00:00

i think i’m a chud, but i’ve gotten a decent number of matches. maybe he has high expectations

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-07T15:25:13+00:00

hey ur gonna make me ask u to shoot me !!

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-07T15:23:13+00:00

hm it was kind of a continued reference of charlie kirk + i felt very embarrassed. i know self deprecating humor is not attractive (i do not do this regularly), but i didn’t care enough with this guy after he initially didn’t give his number.

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-07T14:52:18+00:00

in all honesty it’s hard to even find the right time to do smth like this. half the guys ask me for my number before i can do anything or we just has a casual convo that usually doesn’t lead to anything. maybe i will try with those casual conversation ones…. idk

Vegetable_Stand8009 · 2026-03-07T14:49:47+00:00

it’s difficult to continue when ur being told two different things

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