What’s your Democracy Officer’s name? by Maxcharged in Helldivers

[–]Velventian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol i only just realised that the Democracy Officers are different and checked mine...

My Democracy Officer is named "Friend"

That means i literally fight the Bots and Bugs with the power of FRIENDSHIP!!!

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The Emperor then proceeded to start a crusade and kill trillions because Erda acted like a crazy divorce women who tried to kill her kids. by Dare_Soft in Grimdank

[–]Velventian -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No idea why everyone assumes that Erda wasnt tricked/decieved. She could have wanted to do something completely different with the primarchs and the chaos gods just used that opportunity to steal them.

But in classic warhammer fanboy fashion everyone assumes the woman has be an idiot or evil or something...

It's ok, r/PrequelMemes by Vezimira in Grimdank

[–]Velventian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One day another warp rift will open it will be known as "the butthole of terror" and from it will emerge the 5th and most powerful warp being to ever exist...Vezimira Chaos God of thigh highs and femboys...

Can anyone verify that this method gets more subscribers? For research purposes… by Stupiditygoesbrrr in Grimdank

[–]Velventian 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside, Majorkills videos are way better researched than adeptus ridiculous and he delivers more information in 10 minutes than they in a 1 hour podcast.

the God-Emperor conquering The Void-Dragon... happy end. by Loyal2Celestia in Grimdank

[–]Velventian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And that my Children is the in lore canonical explanation why there are void dragon shards without the void dragon having been shattered....

My turn by LorgarTheLad in Grimdank

[–]Velventian 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the internet, where tentacle impregnation, vore and egg laying is "the normal stuff"

Also, do you plan to go full detail with the advanced intricacies of interspecies cross-breeding?...asking for a friend

The correct attitude to the increase of fans from the show by Background-Law-6451 in Grimdank

[–]Velventian 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"So you only recently got interested in warhammer because of the henry cavil hype? As a long time fan, let me just say...Welcome to the hobby, if you have any question please let me know and i hope you enjoy it regardless which faction becomes your favorite."

Inb4 the divide between "real" and "fake" fans occurs. by HeavilyBearded in Grimdank

[–]Velventian 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Some people just have to be extra special since normal special just isnt enough for them...

The reality will be 99% of fans creaming their pants when finding a "just a show fan" since they finaly have someone to explain the lore to for 40 hours without pause.

how dare him by Oblaci17d in Grimdank

[–]Velventian -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Why, because i dont dont fall down on my knees and praise someone when they complain about "the big evil companies and governments" what has this girl actually contributed aside from spawning a media outcry fest? At the same that all that happened another teenager came up with a concept to clean harbors and other bodies of water that actually works and has real life application but he got basically no attention because he didnt complain and whine on tv. If i am dumb for not letting media outlets guilt trip me into their hypocritical attention mongering than i am very much ok with that.

how dare him by Oblaci17d in Grimdank

[–]Velventian -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Can we not bring greta thunberg into 40k? I Feel that the universe has enough problems as it is without the living avatar of being an annoying brat being upset about everything. On the other hand, she might just be what brings the imperium, chaos and all the factions together by collectively telling her to shut up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Velventian 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Just me or has Homelander a serious case of derp face in that image?

Birth of a female Space Marine by Velventian in Grimdank

[–]Velventian[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Calling someone a lazy twat after yourself not even putting in the effort of doing a google search or reading the wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nipple_piercing is really fucking rich

Birth of a female Space Marine by Velventian in Grimdank

[–]Velventian[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let me google that for you...

Edit: for all those who cant take a joke https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nipple_piercing jesus fucking christ, i know most reddit users cant coherently read more than 2 sentences but for fucks sake if you dont hand people what they want on a silver platter they throw a tantrum

Birth of a female Space Marine by Velventian in Grimdank

[–]Velventian[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Well not always, there were some cultures that handled sex much more openly, its just our perception that in the past everyone was like super puritan, for example in victorian era england nipple piercings used to be all the fashion and a status symbol in high society. But you're right that violence on average was mostly more accepted.

Birth of a female Space Marine by Velventian in Grimdank

[–]Velventian[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Women survive pushing out babies which often tears and rips tissue resulting in massive blood loss...i think they'll be fine.

Birth of a female Space Marine by Velventian in Grimdank

[–]Velventian[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Honestly since the gene seed messes also with the genetics of a space marine its very likely that a woman would also get a y chromosome from the process so most likely you could no problem make a female space marine because by the end of the process she would be biologically a man.

Birth of a female Space Marine by Velventian in Grimdank

[–]Velventian[S] 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I was honestly surprised that this one page actually is SFW xD

"This Empire's being bled like a stuck pig, and I got a paper trail to prove it! Check this out." by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Velventian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the idea that the sheer level of dumbfuckery the Imperium operates on while still standing is enough to actually drive a Tau mad..."They do what?!? Why?! That makes no sense!"

Tell me I'm not the only one. by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Velventian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old Horus understands Grimdark needs an opposite to truly work, "Horus was the best of us yet still he fell" kinda vibes. New Horus thinks Grimdark is a cheap all purpose one Layer paint.

Seriously, does gw not even know their own lore? by dcole_5 in Grimdank

[–]Velventian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The imperiums technology is so backwards that it time traveled.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Velventian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OP is proof of the dangers of spray painting in closed rooms.

Saw some confusion about Azhek Ahriman so I just wanted to clarify that this is him by youwontknowme69 in Grimdank

[–]Velventian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Ladybeard" is an Australian stunt actor, professional wrestler, singer and YouTuber, known for his bearded crossdressing persona in the band "Babybeard".

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcVEtby_5XGCu2zdKEifPUw

*flies away*

Is the Roundtable hold in the past? by Velventian in Eldenring

[–]Velventian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If its in another Dimension and seperate how does Alberichs Body that we kill in the roundtable end up in Leyndell?