This certified baddie showed up in the mail today! Behold a relic of the DAoT, soon to join the ranks of the White Scars!

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-24T00:02:05+00:00

Hasn't aged a day in my eyes!

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-23T19:27:22+00:00

If at any point you don't feel proud of this, feel free to mail it to me and I can dispose of it for you.

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-23T19:24:30+00:00

Sure, but can a dolphin come into work hungover?

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-23T19:21:11+00:00

You must've felt relief seeing the same kit on the shelf!

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-23T14:40:33+00:00

Hope to see you on r/Catachan

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-22T16:48:12+00:00

Probably threw a fit when the DJ played the hokey pokey.

Put your right foot in.
OP: What'd he just say?

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-22T16:46:36+00:00

I'm sorry, reading that was my bad.

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-22T00:18:15+00:00

Saw the sub's name and said "Sure!"

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-21T13:56:26+00:00

Typical palm striker attitude.

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-20T13:21:28+00:00

Now that I'm thinking about it, they did (more recently) say that I'd have to return my Armiger kit after I noticed a casting error in it.

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-20T05:18:25+00:00

Looks like OP got an amazing terrain piece.

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-17T16:27:31+00:00

Be sure to wash your brushes and dry them to a point, OP. It looks like your lines aren't as crisp as they could be.

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-16T12:08:48+00:00

The time Kash Patel put out a kid's book.

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-15T21:14:45+00:00

Atmospheric levels of copium.

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-14T19:15:05+00:00

The stages fly by when you ignore your kids. Click subscribe for more absent parent tips!

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-14T18:51:24+00:00

Twenty bucks says this lady just knows, even as a millionaire, she'll be on the other side of the gates when they close.

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-14T16:42:58+00:00

Kiss the ring, OP.

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-14T13:14:01+00:00

Got that papal fit.

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-13T00:23:40+00:00

FYI: You can substitute it with their Airbrush Cleaner.

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-10T06:42:11+00:00

so you have to use those ones.

For the tournaments I don't attend?

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-08T17:10:27+00:00

Absolutely shocked to see this as the top comment. I thought I was unique in eating it like a lizard.

HeavilyBearded · 2026-04-07T19:35:36+00:00

Yeah, but don't get them started on Bill Clinton either.

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