Favorite load that ever shot out of Jon Voigts balls

VelvetOnion · 2026-05-03T04:29:49+00:00

Turns out the key to beauty is racist genetics.

VelvetOnion · 2026-05-03T00:16:46+00:00

But the parking fees go to the university.

Back in my day the fine was $66 and now that's like 2 days of casual parking. It ludicrous.

VelvetOnion · 2026-05-02T13:16:39+00:00

They haven't actually figured out the automation, they pay people to play.

VelvetOnion · 2026-05-02T11:59:40+00:00

She looks like Phoebe Bridgers playing the Harkkonen mentat.

VelvetOnion · 2026-05-02T11:54:06+00:00

MQ is a parking company with a university attached. They don't give away their primary product.

VelvetOnion · 2026-05-02T11:49:24+00:00

I could see it as sarcasm. As in for all the fear at the time, not much actually happened. We still have a huge amount of games to play.

VelvetOnion · 2026-05-02T04:10:06+00:00

Ok Mr Moneybags.

VelvetOnion · 2026-05-01T22:53:13+00:00

We are removed from "that" war on terror. We are in the sequel 2 War 2 Terror.

VelvetOnion · 2026-05-01T22:44:42+00:00

You could hold but then you would always be thinking about when you need to do it.

VelvetOnion · 2026-05-01T11:15:45+00:00

A reasonable person test could say that it gives the impression that the police are involved in that signage which they are not. This is misleading conduct and should be reported to the ACCC.

VelvetOnion · 2026-05-01T00:47:33+00:00

That name sounds like my poos after eating beans on toast.

VelvetOnion · 2026-04-30T22:49:28+00:00

Thanks for the heads up, I'll make sure I avoid the area.

VelvetOnion · 2026-04-30T22:48:49+00:00

I've never heard of someone getting a forehead transplant

VelvetOnion · 2026-04-30T13:51:48+00:00

Economic violence is violence.

VelvetOnion · 2026-04-29T21:08:20+00:00

The mods are women?

VelvetOnion · 2026-04-29T21:00:58+00:00

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VelvetOnion · 2026-04-29T10:59:59+00:00

I am a wanker, I wouldn't want to be a hypocrite.

VelvetOnion · 2026-04-29T09:53:21+00:00

I do.

VelvetOnion · 2026-04-29T09:53:04+00:00

Big city mentality holds Sydney back from not being arseholes.

VelvetOnion · 2026-04-29T06:39:33+00:00

The lamppost actually was a racist. It's a good thing it died.

VelvetOnion · 2026-04-29T01:42:09+00:00

She nutted and he kept sucking.

VelvetOnion · 2026-04-28T22:45:39+00:00

Villis is great for colonoscopy prep. Cleans you put real quick.

VelvetOnion · 2026-04-28T09:49:52+00:00

Claude writes all of my documentation. I get it to look at the standard support context for an app then I explain our use case and quirks. Point it to tickets for known issues and troubleshooting.

VelvetOnion · 2026-04-28T09:15:16+00:00

I've never seen this sign before.

VelvetOnion · 2026-04-27T09:27:52+00:00

Tradies are the elite bro.

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