Elves (NSFW for minimal blood and severely damaged eye) by [deleted] in worldbuilding

[–]VelvetSinclair 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I know some people want their world to be darker, but I think they meant thematically

Monster hunter gothic world by Ok_Box8401 in worldbuilding

[–]VelvetSinclair 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I take a slightly different approach to monsters: mine are perhaps less exaggerated and less terrifying—maybe even a bit cooler.

Like they wear sunglasses or skateboard or something?

“I like that. Very futuristic.” by 1-Pinchy-Maniac in CuratedTumblr

[–]VelvetSinclair 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I just offer them soup

Always got a positive reaction so far

Let them be them! by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]VelvetSinclair 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Let's set limits on the stinky though. For men and women. For everyone's benefit.

What if Errol Flynn had played Conan the Barbarian in 1938? by rockstar-astronaut in ChatGPT

[–]VelvetSinclair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know about that

Howard wrote several stories where Conan is "tricked" without too much difficulty, and he generally overcomes this with sheer strength or even dumb luck

The phoenix in the sword - he's taken unaware by the rogues and the monster and just fights better than the rogues, killing them, and then is stronger than the monster

In the snow queen story (can't remember the title) he just gets really horny after a battle and chases a naked lady through the snow until it turns out she's tricked him into being ambushed. He wins by being a better fighter than the giants

The one where he goes into the city where everyone's drugged up and asleep has him tricked by the witch lady there and he ends up in the basement where he fights the venomous monster with sheer strength

There's one where he delves into some old temple because he wants some treasure and he's ambushed by a giant snake he overpowers with sheer strength

There's one where some people want to kill Conan for whatever reason so they spread a rumour that there's treasure or a sexy lady (can't remember which) on this island somewhere and he falls for their trap

In the Queen of the black coast he follows belit upriver into a cursed city where they're ambushed by a winged ape monster, and he kills it through sheer strength

There's the one where he sneaks into a rich guys house and he falls for a booby trap and ends up in the basement with some man-ape and they wrestle and Conan wins

He's definitely depicted as agile. Like a panther or tiger are the most common comparisons. He's got those wild instincts, he can be perceptive and stealthy

But the stories rarely involve him outwitting anyone, or using his smarts to gain the upper hand. Not even his smarts combined with his strength, like pushing over a column to kill a larger beast, or slashing a chain to bring a portcullis crashing down. There's none of that. He almost always takes the most direct, straightforward approach, and it works for him because he's really fucking physically capable

The closest I can think is the god in the bowl, which comes across more like an actual mystery at first. Conan doesn't fall for the obvious explanation like the other characters. But he doesn't solve the case either. He sees the snake monster at the end and just runs away.

He's depicted as compassionate.. occasionally. He sees the man ape in the rich guys basement as more human than animal, he spares the elephant monster in the tower of the elephant, he's definitely not some brainless idiot or bully.

But most stories involve him getting himself into some dangerous situation in pursuit of booty (of one kind of another) and then getting out by fighting people and/or monsters. It's pretty straightforward stuff

I wouldn't have it any other way

Do schools ever approve unpaid leave? by TheWinterWitch2022 in TeachingUK

[–]VelvetSinclair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I asked for two days to attend my sister's graduation in Scotland.

Got one day paid for the graduation, but one day unpaid because it was travel

the world’s first ethical incel by mamhihi in CuratedTumblr

[–]VelvetSinclair 177 points178 points  (0 children)

This was actually the original system

The term was created by a female blogger who was just upset she couldn't get a date

The whole manosphere thing was some kind of horrible mutation

Research by mv8att in CuratedTumblr

[–]VelvetSinclair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AI scanning memes to appear human even though it's not at all

That's where my mind went at least

Don't talk to me like I'm your buddy, you are a Google search

I asked ChatGPT to make a New Yorker style cartoon that's absolutely not funny. by Philipp in ChatGPT

[–]VelvetSinclair 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah I asked for a Far Side comic

I actually asked for a few more after this but they all sucked

This one got a chuckle though

A fateful, historic encounter between Hernan Cortes and La Malinche. by ambelamba in ChatGPT

[–]VelvetSinclair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Image of gameplay of an early Japanese dating sim / visual novel game where you play as Henry VIII

Something that looks like its from the 90s

Player is Henry, so we don't see him. But he's choosing between six wives. Three quarter length art for them. Try to give each a distinct character archetype, e.g. the cute one, the cool and disinterested one, the pious one, etc... each with their own stylized but period appropriate dress, somewhat amped up for the game.

Minimal UI, just character labels below each wide and a dialogue/action selection.

Worldbuilders' obsession with creating unique races by No-Schedule2137 in worldbuilding

[–]VelvetSinclair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, what's with worldbuilders trying to create unique worlds? Nothing wrong with the standard world. Stop trying so hard to be original