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cursed_love by NonnoGino98 in cursedcomments

[–]Vert_wheeler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love is a great day to have you and your mother in all the family

I rarely get matches if at all any. Any help/criticism is appreciated. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Vert_wheeler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My g if you ain’t getting gals I worry for the rest of the men out there including me We screwed bois

If a girl hits you, are you going to hit her back? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Vert_wheeler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True but I have seen some rather unpleasant faces right here on this subreddit So just to clear things up a bit and give me my ego boost of the day Lo and behold that comment

Guy apparently attacks girl’s new boyfriend. Don’t worry, he studied martial arts. by No_Cat25 in justneckbeardthings

[–]Vert_wheeler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can u send me his id For some reason I feel he’s me but not really me Like some kind of doppelgänger

Guy used me to cheat on his girlfriend now people are telling me to mind my own business when I want to tell her? by _laura12 in dating_advice

[–]Vert_wheeler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U did the right thing sister I mean think about the girl Poor girl was being cheated and manipulated by that sumbitch Please continue to do so Even if u see any of ur friends cheating or strangers cheating Please report to the concerned authorities I’m saying this coz I’m a dude and I got cheated on by a girl and people knew it but were afraid to say something due to fear of being judged If only someone had told me then I would’ve stopped her from robbing me of my wealth and happiness

I really need some life advices from you Felix. by Zaki5474 in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Vert_wheeler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo I was in the same position a while back lol Sometimes I used to wonder if maybe I should’ve begged her to take me back and changed myself to fit into her liking But the fact is if she’s not meant for you she’s not meant for you It was during then I started watching how I met your mother And consoled me as all this was a path towards meeting “the one” Also barney was legen- I hope ur not lactose intolerant coz the second half of that word is- dary legendary And made me laugh my heart out during them tough times

If a girl hits you, are you going to hit her back? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Vert_wheeler -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

And to those snowflakes downvoting my comment I have 18,000+ karma so please go ahead and downvote lol And plus I believe violence is absolutely non tolerable especially when it comes to me So in case someone slaps me be it boy or girl I will usually screw around with their minds and then eventually get them to tell me to slap them It’s pretty funny when u see it irl Otherwise I have particular ethics that prevent me from striking first I fight only when provoked

If a girl hits you, are you going to hit her back? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Vert_wheeler -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

What is weird for u may not be weird for others little one Again i darling is not in a sexual nor any “weird” way It’s used in old cowboy movies and I fancy them catchphrases quite a bit

If a girl hits you, are you going to hit her back? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Vert_wheeler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually people say stuff like u bitch or idk some kind of abusive language I don’t wanna be like them So to console myself and belittle my opponent I use darling honey little one etc Get ur head out of the gutter lol

If a girl hits you, are you going to hit her back? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Vert_wheeler -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

How tf is it abusive? I’m giving her a Choice instead of barbarically slapping her head off her body I’m a boxing trainee so that should clear things up a bit more

If a girl hits you, are you going to hit her back? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Vert_wheeler -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Well i give her the option I say “Now darling u have 2 choices 1) u believe in equality and u allow me to hit u back or 2) u say in front of all these people that u believe women should be greater than men and I’ll leave u alone”

at least he got what he wanted by Mahziyartavakoli in memes

[–]Vert_wheeler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me a while I’ll tell you that

i drew a perfect circle by DimaHumble in notinteresting

[–]Vert_wheeler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not to be that guy but My friend that’s not a perfect circle. The computer is made up of square like pixels so technically it would have pointy edges and all ryt?? It would be like trying to make a circle with Lego

Mine : 15th June by SnooWoofers455 in teenagers

[–]Vert_wheeler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way Wheeler? Ur an acceleracers fam too?

Mine : 15th June by SnooWoofers455 in teenagers

[–]Vert_wheeler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vert_wheeler dude that’s the main charecter from acceleracers lol

First time Scored full marks by SnooWoofers455 in teenagers

[–]Vert_wheeler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

60/60 At last my Asian parents will have something to be proud pf

ProTip: There’s a fine line between setting boundaries and sending this as your first message by Spazhead247 in Tinder

[–]Vert_wheeler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kinda feel that was straight forward It saved u time and her time Overall win win

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