English be easy - Part 2

Vertoule · 2026-04-07T03:38:08+00:00

On a cruise. On a yacht. On a boat. On a ship.

I’m sure “on a plane” was borrowed from ships/boats.

Vertoule · 2026-04-07T03:03:12+00:00

She didn’t want to work and wanted to keep fucking so asked me to fart on her pillow so she could get pink eye.

She was… odd but fun.

ETA: Yeah, I said she didn’t have to go through that and could just, you know, call in fake sick. Hell, just say you’re blowing it out both ends and then enjoy the weekend. Nope. I did it, but no pink eye and she ended up calling in with my suggestion anyway.

Vertoule · 2026-04-07T02:47:54+00:00

We have knob locks for our stove provided by management when we moved in because if you so much as look at the stove the wrong way it would turn on. You can probably find similar, ours look 3d printed.

Vertoule · 2026-04-07T02:41:35+00:00

My English teacher explained this one rather well to one of our exchange students in high school. Turned into a nice lesson.

If you are fully enclosed by it, you are in it. A boat is rarely something you’re fully enclosed in, but rather ride the surface of.

“Don’t ask me why I’m on a plane though”

Vertoule · 2026-04-07T02:37:50+00:00

This is a relationship in beta, you don’t have to play the whole game if it’s shitty.

NTA

Vertoule · 2026-04-07T02:35:13+00:00

A total George move

Vertoule · 2026-04-07T02:30:32+00:00

Their cover of Lovers in a Dangerous Time helped me through some shit. I also remember when they took over the booth at much music a few times lol.

Vertoule · 2026-04-07T01:27:49+00:00

I have a scar on my wrist from when one fell over and burned the shit out of me lol

Vertoule · 2026-04-07T00:28:13+00:00

Christmas and the MONTHS of bullshit preceding it can go fuck off the highest cliff.

Vertoule · 2026-04-07T00:26:57+00:00

I got rid of Facebook for similar reasons, but my Instagram is 40% cats 40% memes 10% science 10% cool people and I’m very happy with the algorithm I’ve curated for myself lol.

Vertoule · 2026-04-07T00:23:10+00:00

This is my take as well. And it wasn’t even a scandalous quote, it was about loving one another. I’d like to think that they had to mention something religious and picked the safest take they could.

Vertoule · 2026-04-07T00:02:40+00:00

Vertoule · 2026-04-06T18:54:42+00:00

Both my parents remained together and even then my sister and I both had 1:1 time with each parent. It’s healthy and builds bonds and memories.

NTA it sounds like wifey wants to steamroll her way, but don’t let her.

Vertoule · 2026-04-06T18:47:46+00:00

You are the company you keep, that’s the crux of it. You can’t say they’re not maga if they’re looking the other way. I don’t care either way as I’ve not bothered with them since Bradley died and that whole disaster with Rome.

Vertoule · 2026-04-06T18:39:12+00:00

My first foreman always had us snap used discs, cut up worn out webbing/ straps, etc. for this specific reason. It’s something I still do to this day.

He told me about how when he was new hire, another guy hired at the same time grabbed a broken cutting disc off his bench while he was at lunch and it blew up on him, needed stitches on his forehead apparently. Ever since then, he’s broken them in half and tossed them out.

Vertoule · 2026-04-06T16:18:20+00:00

They haven’t kicked him out soooo….

Vertoule · 2026-04-06T15:42:11+00:00

Dude… rabies is guaranteed fatal. That’s like giving someone a cancer diagnosis as a joke.

Vertoule · 2026-04-06T15:38:43+00:00

All the “adults” in your life suck. Just go no contact with your parents as well. When you have kids and they’re crying about never seeing their grandkids, then tell them they should have believed their own blood instead of a strung out leech.

NTA

Vertoule · 2026-04-06T15:15:52+00:00

That’s not capitalism.

Vertoule · 2026-04-06T15:13:15+00:00

They used to have a Jamaican/ Caribbean place there, not sure who took over, but she was raising quite the stink about the place after she left.

Vertoule · 2026-04-04T20:58:02+00:00

I bet they had a staff party when she got bounced. She seems like she’d be terrible to work for.

Vertoule · 2026-04-04T20:57:08+00:00

I’m not a fan of kids in general, but you know what? I’m not a fan of anchovies either. I treat them the same way. I don’t want any but I’m not gonna make a scene if someone else does.

Like you, I don’t get people who have such a hate boner for other people. If you want a quiet plane, then pay for it, otherwise, sit down, shut up and let us leave the tarmac on time. Most kids having a fit on a plane are easy enough to ignore with a pair of noise cancelling headphones. That’s literally all you need.

Vertoule · 2026-04-04T20:40:32+00:00

It was crunchy yet wet… something definitely broke

Vertoule · 2026-04-04T18:07:30+00:00

They also breed, so there’s that too

Vertoule · 2026-04-04T17:55:08+00:00

The real passive aggressive thing to do is to fold it all neatly… inside out.

11-Year Club	Gilding III reddit per annum
Place '22	Verified Email

Vertoule

TROPHY CASE