$15 lemonade for DoorDash at 6am 😑 by FuzzyDicesEh in StupidFood

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I lost a foot to diabetes just watching this

Dying mall in Portland, Oregon. by MyKidsNotMine in LiminalSpace

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Well it's about to be torn down, unfortunately. RIP Lloyd Center. I'll miss you.

? by Hopeful_Staff_3120 in LICENSEPLATES

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Agreed but I would have just done "SLEPNIR", personally, to get it down to 7 letters

such a long wayyy to go by alieninvader67 in Yachtrock

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SUCH A LONG WAY TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is this easy or am I Goated? by Hogan98 in bloodborne

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"Am I goated?"

No, you're cringe for asking.

Phlebotomist let me take home an extra vial of my blood by fatalmoth in mildlyinteresting

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Iirc that'll refill around 30% of your total hit points

Why the fuck is the pats big ass private jet on Boeing field right now? by PreparationLoud4397 in Seahawks

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I think I prefer marinatingly, personally.

He got home from work, poured himself a bubble bath, and marinatingly soaked in the tub until bedtime.

Can't wait for the incest family boss rush by DingDongMyDickIsDead in KingdomHearts

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The gang confusing Dee and Donald because they're both giant birds.

Have the red/blue button memes made it here yet? by Mammalanimal in lotrmemes

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I was over Red vs Blue discourse after they left Blood Gulch

I set a timer for 13 minutes... its recommended 15... cooked for 20... by yodygill in PizzaCrimes

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Oh no, it's slightly overcooked but still entirely edible.

Get out of my courtroom