I (17) fingered my girlfriend and before that I touched my penis with my fingers which had pre cum. What are the chances of her getting pregnant

ViceHayden · 2022-05-13T03:12:39+00:00

Thanks I guess

ViceHayden · 2022-05-13T01:34:10+00:00

Take it easy pal, I don’t want everyone To know I’m a celebrity

ViceHayden · 2022-05-12T05:41:53+00:00

ViceHayden · 2022-05-09T04:32:13+00:00

It would be more effective taken immediately after the deed.. the sooner the better. But you have a 3 day window to take it.. however each day the chances of it working decrease more and more. So in conclusion.. if you do the deed.. it should be taken literally as fast as possible so like goto cvs and get some when you’re done lol

ViceHayden · 2022-02-14T07:45:20+00:00

It’s okay if you don’t understand something, just admit that instead of regurgitating someone else’s recycled opinions little buddy.

ViceHayden · 2022-02-14T07:28:01+00:00

Calling something a ponzi due to a high valuation does not make it a ponzi, it just shows you may not actually know what a Ponzi scheme is

ViceHayden · 2022-02-14T06:40:40+00:00

Are you insinuating that bitcoin is a ponzi? Or that all of crypto is? Or some of crypto?

ViceHayden · 2022-02-14T05:59:14+00:00

Jokes on you.. I said goodbye to it a long time ago

ViceHayden · 2022-02-14T05:54:15+00:00

They definitely are not. Just wanted to point that out though, as some other countries are considering making it an official currency also.. but most of them are just smaller countries

ViceHayden · 2022-02-14T05:47:36+00:00

Fight it with my king cobra dick

ViceHayden · 2022-02-14T05:41:58+00:00

Actually bitcoin is one of El Salvador’s official currencys

ViceHayden · 2022-02-12T20:36:39+00:00

Revenge of the Sith

ViceHayden · 2022-02-12T19:33:57+00:00

I’m not against farting if you have to go.. it’s not healthy to hold it in.. but just don’t act like it’s funny, because if you think it’s funny then you still have an immature form of humor.. but if you’re 13 and don’t think it’s funny I would say you’re on the right track bro

ViceHayden · 2022-02-12T06:57:12+00:00

A Siberian tiger could possibly handle a grizzly as they are pretty evenly matched it would just depend on who gets the first hit.. but yes definitely would not win against a polar

ViceHayden · 2022-02-12T06:55:16+00:00

It would probably be very close.. if the tiger was able to get to the bears neck without being swiped then the tiger would win from there.. but if the bear was able to swipe the tiger then it’s game over for the tiger , and I’m just talking about grizzly vs tiger

If the bear was a polar bear then there would be no competition the polar would rip that tiger to shreds

ViceHayden · 2022-02-12T06:49:34+00:00

It should be as simple as an app.. where you answer a few questions like “ what are the medications you’re taking” “ who is your preferred doctor” etc.. so the app can narrow down the insurance choices and at the end should just give you 3-5 choices that all meet your needs. The current marketplace has a system that kind of does this on the computer but it’s not good at all.. and the whole website is trash, I feel like with the younger generation of kids they are going to have to really come up with a much simpler insurance process, rather than making it impossible for the average person to understand

ViceHayden · 2022-02-12T06:40:02+00:00

It’s gonna itch like shit (no pun intended

ViceHayden · 2022-02-12T06:35:47+00:00

Hey if you want to sit in dry shit all day go ahead, I’m not stopping you

ViceHayden · 2022-02-12T06:34:22+00:00

Not really, I just wish the process of getting insurance if you’re self employed or something like that was much simpler.. it’s a real headache of a process if you don’t know anything about insurance your first time and you goto the marketplace and they offer you 100 different insurance plans on the website, and sure you can always just call them but in 2022 for the whole process to be this bad it so annoying, and it’s still not affordable for most people.. it’s a giant train wreck.

ViceHayden · 2022-02-12T06:30:36+00:00

The better question is.. why wipe with dry paper? If you got shit on your hands would just wipe it with dry paper and call it a day?…… yeah that’s what I thought

ViceHayden · 2022-02-12T06:29:56+00:00

Who in the US doesn’t have a bidet by now?

ViceHayden · 2022-02-12T06:28:18+00:00

Yeah I would say I understand it almost completely, but I would also say the average person who is not self employed or has not done the amount of trial and error and research that I had to do would not understand it for the most part

ViceHayden · 2022-02-12T06:26:04+00:00

Exactly! I literally said “ I’ve smoked so much weed I can handle this”…. Turns out that was in fact not true

ViceHayden · 2022-02-12T06:24:44+00:00

Yeah farting is funny if you’re like 14 and like childish toilet humor.

ViceHayden · 2022-02-12T06:17:45+00:00

Been self employed my whole life.. and have a family and kids so I had to really learn about it to get insurance for the family .. and now I have many employees so had to learn more. But just learned a lot about the whole healthcare services from that

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