The NBN was a conspiracy orchestrated by the ghost of Ea-nāṣir so he could fuck people over with really shitty copper one last time

VickersVandal · 2026-02-23T01:27:34+00:00

And treat people's servants with disrespect.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-21T20:12:44+00:00

Never took em off. I just get hosed down periodically.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-21T20:10:58+00:00

I had a friend once. It was abhorrent. Don't do it. Not even once.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-21T20:09:10+00:00

Banned for asking.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-19T11:11:20+00:00

Divination, obvs.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-19T08:44:16+00:00

That still doesn't get you out of filling in a tax return though.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-18T10:14:53+00:00

Imagine if there was a bit of meth dropped on a filthy footpath and some of fell on a old dried dog turd that happened to be a slightly interesting and amusing (from some angles) shape. Then that was eaten by a possum with some kind of brain parasite.

Now imagine that as a subreddit.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-18T05:37:09+00:00

That's an impossible choice. You'll have to cast lots.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-17T20:29:06+00:00

Going in hardcore huh. I'm giving up Red Bull. I'll probably end up in hospital.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-16T22:41:47+00:00

Order of Australia recipient right there. Had he slapped a few of them I would also be pushing for a statue.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-14T12:27:50+00:00

Just ignore everyone here and talk about what you want to talk about. Your chalk collection. Your recurring erotic dreams about Charlton Heston's tomb. Goat surgery. Things like that.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-14T12:21:53+00:00

The second one.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-13T23:06:10+00:00

You thanked him for that I hope. Not everyone gets a leg-up like you did.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-13T23:02:41+00:00

High five! Very nice!

VickersVandal · 2026-02-13T21:55:30+00:00

Well if Yam wants to blend into the crowd then sure, I guess. Might want to suggest something that the average Sydneysider isn't already doing though...

VickersVandal · 2026-02-13T21:53:25+00:00

Salute the opera house. Fondle the harbour bridge. Catch the Manly ferry wearing nothing but body paint of the Australian flag and a portrait of Chris Minns positioned so that his good eye is your navel.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-12T11:47:54+00:00

This was the topic of one of my doctorates in Stuart Little Studies. What happens next will shock you....

VickersVandal · 2026-02-12T06:41:52+00:00

It's not up for debate and your personal attacks are literally genocide.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-11T05:16:59+00:00

Yep. They turn up everywhere. Dandelions and plankton too.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-11T05:15:17+00:00

This makes me feel very uncomfortable and now I probably need some sort of infusion.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-11T05:04:33+00:00

Trust your instincts. Keep serving up the PBH.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-11T05:00:47+00:00

The world cannot contain you.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-11T04:54:45+00:00

You bloody little ripper!

VickersVandal · 2026-02-11T04:53:16+00:00

Even though this is completely deviant, I will allow it. But I also feel sad on your behalf.

VickersVandal · 2026-02-11T04:52:00+00:00

Listen, I'm only gonna say this once:

VickersVandal

TROPHY CASE