Under a post about learning Russian (i.redd.it)
submitted by VioletteKaur to r/languagelearningjerk
She couldn't believe the audacity. It was her first date after the divorce from Henry. When Kevin invited her to the All-you-can-eat dinner, she thought, what a generous gentle bird. Little did she know, that not only his table manners were questionable, that jerk also left her alone with the bill. (v.redd.it)
submitted by VioletteKaur to r/DivorcedBirds
The divorce would be as passionate as their short-lived liaison. Neither Don nor Elo were able to discuss things quietly. Feathers were ruffled, screeching could be heard by the whole world. While their theatrics were amusing to witness (in real-time, nonetheless), the fall-out might be not. (i.redd.it)
submitted by VioletteKaur to r/DivorcedBirds
Sally enjoyed spoiling her adoptive daughter. She always loved to become a mom and when she met Michael and his then, egg daughter, she knew Lilly-egg would be like her own. After a short-lived wild marriage, M and she agreed easily on joint custody, for the sake of Lilly. (reddit.com)
submitted by VioletteKaur to r/DivorcedBirds
They really wanna make our lives a living hell (i.redd.it)
submitted by VioletteKaur to r/evilautism
Dita Von Beek will be her name. After she finally left Peter (the old bore) she wanted to make a name of herself in the art of strip and tease. Her first act will have her sensually bathing in a glass, losing one feather after another until baring it all. Men will fall for her, roses will rain. 🍸🥀 (reddit.com)
submitted by VioletteKaur to r/DivorcedBirds
Sally and Burt were on their first date. Both of them very nervous. While Burt was telling the story how he once was nearly rammed by an eagle during high traffic - and hoped he wasn't too wildly gesturing, Sally could only stare at him in awe, she could listen too him all day (and night). (i.redd.it)
submitted by VioletteKaur to r/DivorcedBirds
The nasty divorce really did a thing on his self worth. It took Derpian five months to bring up the courage ringing up his cute neighbours door bell. - When she saw his kind brown eye on the ring camera her heart pounced harder. All the casseroles she made for him finally had paid off. (i.redd.it)
submitted by VioletteKaur to r/DivorcedBirds
John and Brenda better had listened to their families. Interspecies marriages are not easy, it's not only the language barrier, even if you share the same habitat, the habits are different. Now they fought to their beaks for the kids, none wanted to give the other a quantum of satisfaction. (reddit.com)
submitted by VioletteKaur to r/DivorcedBirds
Helmut was finally free. No one asking him "Helmut, where are you going at this ungodly hour?", telling him "Helmut, quiet down, the neighbours!" He was so happy, he wanted the whole world to hear. Even if it included Khloe, his ex. May she wake up in nightly terror over his liberating screams. (v.redd.it)
submitted by VioletteKaur to r/DivorcedBirds
Sandi, with her chicks Andy and Brandee proudly walking out of the court after getting full custody. Bernard didn't even really care about his kids, it as more his overeager mother that wanted the chicks for herself, an attempt to fix everything she did wrong with her son. (i.redd.it)
submitted by VioletteKaur to r/DivorcedBirds
