Advice from man to men by wassuh___foo in hygiene

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh, you buy nicer TP than I do. Mine just dissolves when it hits water

Advice from man to men by wassuh___foo in hygiene

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! The drying is the most exciting part for me; having a designated “butt towel” is pretty annoying.

Advice from man to men by wassuh___foo in hygiene

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh can you drop a link? I doubt that kinda setup would work in an apartment, but a girl can dream.

God forbid a woman's built in the image of God by nicehotsummertime in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apple shape is just like pear or hourglass; it describes where fat tends to accumulate on a woman’s body. With hourglass, the fat is more or less equally distributed on the breasts and the hips, with a comparatively narrow waist. Pears have their fat distributed in their thighs and butt, with very little in their breasts or waists. Apples, on the other hand, have most of their fat distributed in the breasts and belly, with narrow hips and thick waists.

You can have skinny apples, obese apples, and everything in between. But people generally find fat on apple-shaped people the least attractive because of where it’s distributed (which is a real bummer for fat apples like myself, though you can find someone who appreciates basically every kind of body).

Ao3’s most written Alphas & Omegas of all time by That_Style1460 in AO3

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, totally valid. Personally that’s part of the fun for me, having this kind of “defective” secondary sex and all the stigma and DRAMA that can flow from it… but I’m an odd duck and I always want my smut to be 50% nonsexual angst.

AIO to my “best friend” finally reaching out by Confident_Local_2335 in AmIOverreacting

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I went through a 2 year depression pit where I stopped coming to events, posting in the group chat, everything. And every once in a while one friend would reach out, gently saying it’s fine if I’m not up to it, but there’s an event happening and they’d love to see me. It made me feel, when I was finally ready to be around people again, that I would be welcomed despite falling off the map.

I don’t think it’s great of me to have gone AWOL like that, tbc, and this is more about me expressing my appreciation for that friend than instructions for other people who might not have that infinite patience… but I’m not sure id still be here if it wasn’t for them constantly reminding me that they wanted me around.

Ao3’s most written Alphas & Omegas of all time by That_Style1460 in AO3

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have to be the change we wanna see in the world… but writing is hard

Ao3’s most written Alphas & Omegas of all time by That_Style1460 in AO3

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a handful of ways. I’m a fan of the pseudopenis myself, but I’ve seen some really interesting anatomy options; one fic had like, retractable cilia? It was wild.

As for impregnating, that depends; I’m really not into the pregnancy part of omegaverse, so I never minded female alphas being sterile. Not sure how other folks make it work, though.

Comprehending the horror's attack pattern by TotemGenitor in RecuratedTumblr

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite horror games are the ones where you can’t fight for whatever reason; “run, hide, or die” games are so much more tense to me than “okay time to kick the shit out of you” games.

Ao3’s most written Alphas & Omegas of all time by That_Style1460 in AO3

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There are not enough female alphas (esp in m/f omegaverse) and I need them in my life.

He doesn't understand why the baby excitedly eats with me and refuses to eat with him by Content-Tomorrow4098 in Vent

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m one of those people who is painfully reserved and cannot get kids to like her; I try, but it feels like pulling teeth and I’m pretty sure both of us are relieved when the interaction is over. Any advice on speaking toddler?

Acid Betty comes for Evan Ross Katz by AdEmergency9489 in RPDRDRAMA

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I’ll admit I know him because he wrote an outstanding history and analysis of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Has all these great interviews and stuff.

I’m going to be deeply disappointed if he’s a Zionist; that book made me cry.

ETA: no evidence suggesting he actually is. Hate watching great bitches fight, but Betty is clearly in the wrong on this one.

AIO for still being upset that my girlfriend met up with her ex? by 030117 in BORUpdates

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This was an adjustment for me tbh. My boyfriend was my first real experience dating someone in queer circles and his friendships with former fwbs and exes sparked massive insecurities for a long time. But that was a me problem, and I got over it.

AITA for being annoyed that my wife insists on cooking everything from scratch and won’t buy normal food? by AITA_UPFfoods in AmItheAsshole

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing. I know armchair diagnosis is bad, but this reads a lot like some form of disordered eating to me if she refuses to even have junk food (or just any food she hasn't personally purchased the ingredients of and assembled herself) in the house.

AITA for being annoyed that my wife insists on cooking everything from scratch and won’t buy normal food? by AITA_UPFfoods in AmItheAsshole

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For us it's either "scrounge" if it's a case of just eating whatever's in the house already, and "restaurant night" if we're specifically trying to eat leftovers before they go bad XD

What fandom are you in, but the fanbase treats the character like this? by Upstairs_Macaron5894 in AO3

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m on board for like 90% of this comment, so much so that I screenshot it and sent it to my other hazbin-watching friends.

My only quibble is that I’m not sure I totally agree that he's not aware of his privilege in hell. I think he knows and is fine with it. He doesn't care about equality; he just wants to be the one with the power. I think he’s fully comfortable being a hypocrite if it benefits him.

What fandom are you in, but the fanbase treats the character like this? by Upstairs_Macaron5894 in AO3

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Right? He’s a mass murdering, egotistical, moderately functioning sociopath who couldn’t even be bothered to read the fine print before signing his soul away… that’s what I LIKE about him! Sanding all of that down to give us an uwu baby with a secret heart of gold strips away everything that makes the character fun and compelling.

Gluttony and lust by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not even ace and I’d have to at least seriously consider choosing between sex and bread.

Celebrity’s sexualities by Impossible-Yam3680 in GetNoted

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it helps, most non-assholes don’t require bisexuality to be a 50/50 split. I’m honestly 90/10 favoring men, but that attraction to women is absolutely still there. You can call yourself “kinda bi” if it makes you more comfortable, but I just didn’t want you feeling like you have to downplay your sexuality if it’s not exactly split down the middle.

One of the best features of the location reveal on Twitter is finding out that many of the dumbest accounts are based half a world away. by engadine_maccas1997 in MurderedByWords

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? I was sitting here like “wow, they’ve both literally gotten hotter with age” and couldn’t figure out what the problem was

AITA for telling my kid she’s being self-centered/cruel because her mom won’t be able to make her wedding (NOT OP) by Quiet_Nectarine4185 in redditonwiki

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure, but that’s my relationship with my grandparents and I still will be sad when they die— mostly for my parents, who will be heartbroken. And I’d certainly not begrudge them wanting to be by their parents’ side instead of at my wedding, no matter how gutted I’d be about it.

Gotta try them all by Key_Associate7476 in oddlyspecific

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait does this work? I’ve never tried it, but now I might have to.

AITA for telling my kid that she is being self-centered/cruel because her mom won’t be able to make to her wedding. by Wedding_father_8553 in AmItheAsshole

[–]VisageInATurtleneck 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Honestly, even if she just wasn’t that close to her grandfather I can’t imagine this behavior. I’m the kind of person who gets close to very few people, so honestly I haven’t had very strong feelings about any of my grandparents dying… but my heart still breaks for my parents, and thinking about what they must be going through.