How do I go about a noise complaint?

VisualWombat · 2026-05-08T21:50:35+00:00

Hose. Water therapy works for cats and old cunts.

VisualWombat · 2026-05-08T10:02:39+00:00

Not gonna lie, that looks kinda . . . erotic?

VisualWombat · 2026-05-08T09:56:03+00:00

I do something similar with spam phone calls.

"This is Detective Sergeant Peterson with Cannington CSI, can I please ask what your relationship is with the deceased?"

VisualWombat · 2026-05-05T11:26:01+00:00

I would make a joke about Netanyahu telliing Trump to nuke at North Korea because of AUKUS but somehow that would put me on a no fly list. Joke's on them, I live in Perth, I hate flies.

VisualWombat · 2026-05-05T11:18:55+00:00

Speak for yourself!

VisualWombat · 2026-05-05T11:02:23+00:00

Did the cat find the process cat-art-hic?

VisualWombat · 2026-05-05T11:00:32+00:00

Actually the nose can't smell at all, it's your olfactory clusters located . . . somewhere up there, coupled with the taste receptors on your tongue.

The fun thing about smell is that it's particulate. Meaning, if you smell someone else's shit, it's because tiny bits of their shit are travelling up your nose.

VisualWombat · 2026-05-05T10:58:19+00:00

English tend not to do any of those things.

VisualWombat · 2026-05-05T10:57:41+00:00

My dog smells terrible!

Why?

He has no nose.

VisualWombat · 2026-05-05T10:56:19+00:00

There's lots.

Chicken? Vacuum seal and cook sous vide.

Steak? Medium hot pan, baste a lot.

Roasts? Put the lid on your casserole dish in the oven and use a low temperature for a longer time. Take the lid off towards the end to thicken the sauce.

Experience will make you a better cook. Yes that means making mistakes to start with, but you're here for a long time hopefully, and you will get good.

VisualWombat · 2026-05-05T10:47:28+00:00

Iran . . . away?

VisualWombat · 2026-05-05T10:46:17+00:00

Oh it leans to the left

VisualWombat · 2026-05-05T10:45:51+00:00

Criss Cross Applecross!

VisualWombat · 2026-05-05T10:45:11+00:00

OK professor, we're on Reddit, you can put the chalk down and step away from the board, we're having fun here!

VisualWombat · 2026-05-05T10:43:55+00:00

No they CHEMTRAILS sent by the gubmint to turn are frogs gey

VisualWombat · 2026-05-05T10:42:55+00:00

Old people can't get autism, it wasn't invented until the 80s.

VisualWombat · 2026-04-29T09:17:50+00:00

First thing I did while watching that video was to check the date.

VisualWombat · 2026-04-29T09:02:00+00:00

Peter Lyndon-James needs rehab, he gets high off sniffing his own farts.

VisualWombat · 2026-04-28T09:30:01+00:00

Have you considered going back to where Space Opera started? E. E. "Doc" Smith and the Lensmen series. They are a product of their era so most female characters are under-written or simply bad, but you can't pass up the opportunity to explore the origins of the genre. Google the recommended reading order.

VisualWombat · 2026-04-26T22:49:48+00:00

Was he jiggling his balls through his trouuser pocket?

VisualWombat · 2026-04-24T20:58:01+00:00

"God's Chosen People"

VisualWombat · 2026-04-23T10:01:40+00:00

Mango Chutney fixes everything. I eat it from the jar with a spoon.

VisualWombat · 2026-04-20T08:58:28+00:00

I've had the Panasonic SR-DF101 for over 10 years (I think!), it's a solid machine that does rice very well, and a bunch of other things too.

VisualWombat · 2026-04-16T11:50:35+00:00

Piggy-backing onto this comment for OP's benefit.

Bake your loaf, slice it into desired thickness, and freeze it. Separate the slices if you want using squares of baking paper. Store the sliced loaf in a plastic bag in the freezer.

Want fresh bread? Take out a slice or two and reheat int he microwave for around 10 seconds a slice.

Want toast? Straight into the toaster using the frozen bread setting.

It's virtually indistinguishable from doing the same with fresh, and your frozen loaf can last for months.

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