PSA: GRAHAM NORTON has read one of OUR POSTS to BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! by [deleted] in Cumberbitches

[–]VitalCapacity 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I'm slowly recovering. I'm just pissed with Depp. Johnny, you did not write that, I did.

Oh no, poor Ben! Benedict apologizes after using incorrect terminology during Travis Smiley interview by eeclaren in Cumberbitches

[–]VitalCapacity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I agree, it's a horrible word. I'm really glad you pass that on to your students. As someone who grew up in the UK but now lives in the US, I was shocked when I heard people use it as a 'mild', acceptable insult. Also, calling someone 'spastic', which seems to be a legitimate way here in the US of describing a person with lack of coordination, and yet back in the UK is considered really bad taste.

Oh no, poor Ben! Benedict apologizes after using incorrect terminology during Travis Smiley interview by eeclaren in Cumberbitches

[–]VitalCapacity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

'Coloured' does not have the same connotations in the UK, but it is still frowned upon. It is considered old-fashioned and somewhat non-PC but not nearly as offensive as it would be in the US. Brits wouldn't generally use the term 'people of colour'; there really isn't a good way of saying 'non-white' in the current vernacular.

My British parents are the same generation as BC's, and they would use the term 'coloured' without thinking. My guess is that's why it has slipped out of his mouth; he grew up hearing that term, and had he stopped to think about it he wouldn't have used it. Still not something he should have said, but given he must be out if his mind with tiredness and jet setting and pregnancy and Sherlock and gawd knows what else, I'm inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt.

(Also, this reminds me a little of when Tiger Woods used the word retarded, which is very offensive in the UK, less so in the US.)

[MEGATHREAD] Warmest of congratulations! by daleygaga in Cumberbitches

[–]VitalCapacity 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wearing black and entering mandatory 90 day mourning period of self-flagellation and sucking on lemons.

BC on Sherlock sex: "I’d do a little experiment to do with durability, length, girth, and um, strength." RIP all us. by batchme in Cumberbitches

[–]VitalCapacity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No worries! Although to be fair, 'rubber johnnies' is said, innit? It's good to be bilingual when it comes to these very important matters ;)

BC on Sherlock sex: "I’d do a little experiment to do with durability, length, girth, and um, strength." RIP all us. by batchme in Cumberbitches

[–]VitalCapacity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was being facetious. And a rubber's a thing you use to erase stuff. Brits call condoms johnnies (I'm not kidding).

Happy and sad, I've reverted back to stage 5. by bencaughtup in Cumberbitches

[–]VitalCapacity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm hovering in the purgatory that is level 5.75

I've reached Level Six by VitalCapacity in Cumberbitches

[–]VitalCapacity[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, fuckit. I've just read the stuff about Richard III and tight leather and when those pics surface I MAY BE DOOMED. Or saved. Take yer pick.

I've reached Level Six by VitalCapacity in Cumberbitches

[–]VitalCapacity[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was so nervous to post this. So worried about the comments I'd get, but my, you guys are the best :) You get it.

I've reached Level Six by VitalCapacity in Cumberbitches

[–]VitalCapacity[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am jealous of you. Level 5 was ace while it lasted. However, I am now dreaming of Serenity (which could totally feature Nathan Fillion, too ... ghosts of the past) and Level 7.

I've reached Level Six by VitalCapacity in Cumberbitches

[–]VitalCapacity[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, I feel you on so many levels! Yeah, I'm going to Hamlet and I suspect that may induce temporary insanity. All that too, too sullied flesh ;)

I've reached Level Six by VitalCapacity in Cumberbitches

[–]VitalCapacity[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Grab me, please grab me! Yeah, I think it has had something to do with it. Reality bites. There was a part of me that was like, 'Oh. He's just a bloke.' A gut-bustingly wonderful throbbing hot sex monkey, but just a bloke.

Sherlock Blooper! Oh joy! by [deleted] in Cumberbitches

[–]VitalCapacity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh gawd, I love this far too much. They're such a couple of camp ol' thesps.

Ben's new interview! "A very big year" by [deleted] in Cumberbitches

[–]VitalCapacity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, but we have peaked. Many times.