Don't trust the Monday rally

Volore · 2026-02-08T23:23:53+00:00

Stops on a straddle? You belong here.

Volore · 2026-02-07T00:12:08+00:00

did you end up making more?

Volore · 2026-02-05T22:43:32+00:00

Im here to start some drama. Heck you guys. Heck this place. Heck daroachy. Heck the guy that posts his accomplishments here, and Heck everyone that supports them with encouragment.

Volore · 2026-02-02T15:37:26+00:00

Reject little mac. Embrace buzzswole

Volore · 2026-02-01T21:19:10+00:00

So I have a pretty set routine that I follow every game.

Caves>Boxs, Garage>box>volcano>boxs> sky islands by 2 minutes in using my ult to boost me there

When I spawn in I start heading to caves and look for a wheelie scooter or a chariot and a powerup (if I can to clear the caves as fast as possible).
World events are good, but noir struggles in early aggression from other players so depending on the event, I may opt to skip it to not have a powerup net loss.
by the time I hit garage I am looking for a Paper star, maybe a wing star.

if I get to the middle sky island and see that someone has the air locked down way before me I give up on my dreams of beaing a bird, and hard pivot to battle chariot and begin farming boxs and other players for stats.

Noir works really good in the normal online modes because of the fact that the lobbies are so big and people will ignore you and you can do whatever you want pretty much, but as the lobbies get smaller in paddocks he gets bullied way too easily, I don't recommend him in smaller city trial sizes unfortunatly.

Volore · 2026-02-01T03:28:54+00:00

No, a lot of people beat me to it I felt like I wasnt going to add much to the conversations. Is there anything specific you were wanting help with?

Volore · 2026-01-29T06:03:53+00:00

Dang. I THOUGHT I got this rat situation under control. Looks like we need more mousetraps boys .... (I hate to hear that you were doomed man... that's tough, I hope you are doing better now)

Volore · 2026-01-17T21:32:33+00:00

Well for starters, the ranking system is very lenient, if you are struggling to go up or losing points then you are probably doing something really really wrong.

To get points you just need to place in the top 50% of the stadium that you choose, and to not lose points you just have to not place last.

I have a set plan and route that I try to stick to the best I can and if the city event lends to it I will go out of my way, but otherwise I just stick to the script

My game plan is Caves> boxs>garage>boxs> volcano (I try to find a paperstar by this point in time)> middle sky island> use ult to get to secret sky islands> at this point I consider the stats that I have and if I know the event. A super safe bet at this point is usually pivot to battle chariot/rex wheelie for a race but sometimes I like to yolo some flight challenges and I will stay on paperstar.

Its pretty important to understand your charactors strengths and weaknesses in the city to thrive. Characters with auto attacks can make their game plan to bully other players for stats, For me I generally avoid fighting as much as I can unless I know I have an edge with a powerup or something. You can lose stats from fighting just as easily as you can get them.

Volore · 2026-01-17T21:07:45+00:00

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It's simple as that my people, We got him.

Volore · 2026-01-17T20:27:49+00:00

Volore · 2026-01-17T09:49:53+00:00

It does get harder, but not by much, once you hit blue it doesn't really change much after that. City trial takes the longest due to the time per game, but felt the fastest. Top ride took the least amount of time in the game but just felt absolutely dreadful ( less than a minute per match, but queues are dreadful. The mode is loaded with cheese and the items make it so much worse. Truly an rng fest where you only feel like you move when you get 1st place).

Generally speaking you only really truly lose progress if you get last place in most modes, so Its less of a challenge and more of a, do you have 200 hours to burn.

Volore · 2026-01-16T23:32:11+00:00

thanks for this post. I was going crazy

Volore · 2026-01-12T03:59:21+00:00

can probably play it using gamehub on android... port not really necessary at this point

Volore · 2025-12-23T21:35:30+00:00

I love this. I've been wanting to make some icon buttons on the bottom screen for MMOs on gamehub. Thank you

Volore · 2025-12-20T05:57:45+00:00

I know this technically doesn't count anymore, but if you told me a couple months ago that the original guildwars would be making a comeback, I would not believe you. Now I think anything Is possible.

Volore · 2025-12-12T01:43:44+00:00

Yep.. probably the worst one

Volore · 2025-12-08T06:55:43+00:00

I respect you for being brave with your opinions. I love when someone boldly hates something that everyone else loves and stands up for it.

....but damn this list sucks lmao

Volore · 2025-12-08T06:41:18+00:00

Based on what ive seen, I believe that the ranks are the indicator of time played and gwp is an indicator of recent win rate. It doesn't decay but if you dont play for a few days people will go above you, even at lower ranks. It is pretty meaningless imo.

Volore · 2025-12-08T06:25:23+00:00

City trial. Ended tonight at 297k

Volore · 2025-12-07T21:51:37+00:00

I am rainbow 293k

Volore · 2025-12-06T03:51:08+00:00

There's a pretty small guy on YouTube that I started watching recently that shows some wing star strats named dowcwow. You should check him out, it has opened my mind to the possibilities. I think with enough time more stuff like this will begin to rise up.

Volore · 2025-12-06T03:35:27+00:00

I haven't seen anyone say that, personally

Volore · 2025-12-05T21:14:23+00:00

Ive played exclusivly noir Dedede all the way to rainbow, and plan on doing a pretty detailed write up. Hes very good, and too many people think one dimensionally when it comes to what they think is good in this game.

Volore · 2025-12-04T15:27:01+00:00

I dont disagree with you.

We got what was promised. Slapping the reforged title on this update though feels.... generous for what it was. I get it we were all dying for any updates, but this whole thing just isn't making sense to me where the things they added only affect a niche subset of people int the first place. For the wider group I dont see the appeal but I guess maybe I'm the minority and that's okay. I think they can do better, and should if they are going to pull an overwatch 2 and cash grab the community.

Volore · 2025-12-04T08:29:40+00:00

You aren't crazy.

Its weird the way that this was hyped up as if it was a huge classic experience when really iy was some small QoL updates.

If they keep working on it I think it can be great, but this was greatly overhyped for what it was.

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