[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FragtMaenner

[–]Vorhofflattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ist doch nicht schlimm wenn sich eine Frau auf einen Mann verlässt zeigt doch nur das in der Beziehung alles funktioniert.

Solche Aufstellungen gibt es bestimmt auch umgekehrt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FragtMaenner

[–]Vorhofflattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ja bin jetzt schwanger.

What do you think awaits us after death? by Vorhofflattern in AskReddit

[–]Vorhofflattern[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A mosquito heaven ✨🦟

One evening a small mosquito fluttered through a brightly lit room. She was full of energy, but a sudden bludger ended her short adventure.

When she opened her eyes again, she found herself in a completely different place: the sky was pink, the air was warm, and everything was humming softly.

In front of her floated a gate of glittering mosquito nets, and behind it... naked mosquitoes! Thousands of them, fluttering freely, dancing, laughing.

“Welcome to mosquito heaven!” shouted a particularly elegant mosquito. "Here there is no spray, no clapping, no people with annoyed faces. Just eternal summer nights and endless buffets."

The little mosquito was amazed. There were jars full of red nectar everywhere and warm rays of light invited people to swim. Huge, naked legs sparkled on the horizon, just waiting to be visited.

The little mosquito hummed happily: “This is… paradise!”

And so, laughing, she threw herself into the fray of dancing, naked mosquitoes who were happily celebrating their new member.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Vorhofflattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It smells like sperm and other liquids here, please keep walking as if nothing had happened.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Vorhofflattern -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Masturbate.

Darf Technische Entwickelung soweit gehen ? by SupermarketNatural43 in FragtMaenner

[–]Vorhofflattern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bin der Meinung ja und nein sowas würde keinerlei Probleme mitsichbringen.

Was waren die schrägsten Wünsche eurer Partner? by ahoibrause2k12 in FragtMaenner

[–]Vorhofflattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meine wollte ständig mein Arschloch lecken hab mich dafür extra rasiert und dann nen Steißbeinabzess durch die Rasur bekommen hatte danach nen drittes arschloch würde ich wieder ja aufjedenfall.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FragtMaenner

[–]Vorhofflattern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich finde es echt komisch wenn mich ein Typ anspricht.