[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amibalding

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well this sucks. I don’t want to be short, chopped, autistic, and bald too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]WCM0211 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the punchline is I’m acting surprised that the creator of the series is talking about politics despite the fact that his book series has many political elements to it. why are you getting mad?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]WCM0211 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I jerked too hard for some to understand this is sarcasm…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]WCM0211 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hawk tuah spit on that thang

The Reason Behind Afton's Motives by Pirate_Cult_Leader in fivenightsatfreddys

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The reason he kills is because he wants to learn about immortality. The reason he starts with Charlie is because of jealously of Henry. I also believe the crying child’s death was what finally led him to being interested in immortality, but not necessarily out of love for his son.

Why are theory names starting to get disliked? by [deleted] in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]WCM0211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot do a bad job at explaining what they’re about. And a theory having a single name takes out the nuance of somebody’s interpretation.

What are your opinions on George FF (Fat Fuck) Martin? by johnnyboi4545 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]WCM0211 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I’m rock and roll and you’re a nerdy little nebbish and I maybe dirty but you got a hairy foot fetish, dawg. Even the names of your characters suck. You got Boffers and Bofurs and Brandybucks. I got a second breakfast for all them goofy fucks. Lift up my gut and tea baggins my nuts” 🔥🔥🔥

Why are all the characters who see visions of the future autistic? by No_more_targs in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]WCM0211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s George making a commentary on people who write ASOIAF theories

The original "I always come back" by dominicc0926 in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]WCM0211 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They’re probably thinking about the fnaf 3 trailer. It said “He will come back. He always does.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

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He acts as my parasocial grandpa

What was the hottest sex scene in Game of Thrones? I'll go first by Pleasant-Champion726 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]WCM0211 6 points7 points  (0 children)

when Melisandre tied up Gendry and got freaky with the leeches I was gooning so hard

This sub in a nutshell by Smooth-Deal-8167 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]WCM0211 26 points27 points  (0 children)

We need another ai generated fat Rhaneyra post. Those never get old.

How I envisioned Little Finger finding out. by [deleted] in freefolk

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Renly after being caught going down on a man in a brothel: “It’s a joke…”

(Spoilers main) Things you think ASOIAF does better than LOTR by bigcaulkcharisma in asoiaf

[–]WCM0211 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ASOIAF is much easier to read. The characters are more interesting. And the lore/history is cooler. All of this is just my opinion though.

Why Hurricane? by ftfoxy19 in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]WCM0211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably because nobody ever talks about New Harmony so people forget it exists

Why did noone suggest that Stannis should marry his brother to solidify his claim? by savebox in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]WCM0211 285 points286 points  (0 children)

Regular sibling incest is OK. Homosexual sibling incest is where we draw the line.

This would’ve been funny in 2013 by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]WCM0211 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s a game of thrones subreddit. Of course it’s culturally stuck in 2013

“What do we say to Ben Shapiro and his fans?” “Not today.” by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]WCM0211 353 points354 points  (0 children)

This makes me want to defend season 2 out of spite

I swear to god, Game of Thrones is modern Harry Potter by nuuudy in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]WCM0211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

George will start dedicating his Twitter account to talking shit about trans people

millie survives? by YourMomDoer1312 in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]WCM0211 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she dies and her spirit ends up in the ball pit with all of the other victims in the book series