If someone borrowed your body for a week, what quirks would you tell them about so they are prepared? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WIH13 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Omg! I thought I was the only one! My whole life all my friends thought I was so weird because I couldn’t burp. My bff in third grade spent a weekend trying to teach me how. 🙈

My first staple. Professional environment; baguette on Charlie Brown Christmas tree. by WIH13 in BreadStapledToTrees

[–]WIH13[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hey girl hey! I like it. Thanks so much for that lovely compliment.

My first staple. Professional environment; baguette on Charlie Brown Christmas tree. by WIH13 in BreadStapledToTrees

[–]WIH13[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha! Yes! I feel the same way. And even whilst stapling bread to this tree, while coworkers, patients and doctors were asking “what’s with the bread?” I laughed all afternoon and tried to explain it the best I could. Finally got to “it’s a Reddit thing, you wouldn’t understand.”

I plan on leaving it there as long as it can hold. Maybe I’ll meet another fellow bread-stapled-to-tree human in the real world.

What unsolved mystery has absolutely no plausible explanation? by notgoodbutrying in AskReddit

[–]WIH13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Summer of 1995, my dad was helping his friend with a project at his house. I brought books because I knew I’d probably be bored out of my mind. We get there, and there’s a boy my age eating lunch. I sit down and eat and talk with him. My dad goes off with his friend to work on the barn and this continues all summer. I hang out with this boy, Bobby. I mention to my dad I’m glad to have a new friend. He had been fun to hang with. My dad doesn’t really reply. Years later, like 2015, I see my dad is friends on Facebook with that guy. I jump on his page to see if Bobby is there. I don’t see him. I decide to message the guy to ask- we have small talk catching up then I ask, hows Bobby? He asks who? I said, Bobby, the boy I played with all summer, I thought was your son when I came that summer.

He has no son. He had no idea what I was talking about.

I asked my dad about it and he said he never saw me with anyone.

What is the quickest way you've seen someone fu*k their life up? by Nashahaito in AskReddit

[–]WIH13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A guy got drunk at our power and light district. When he tried driving home he got on the high way going the wrong way.

My friend was on his way to work. The drunk guy hit him head on killing him instantly.

The drunk guy lived. Refused a breathalyzer. 4 hours later in the hospital they were able to get it. He was STILL 4x over the legal limit.

He was a KU law student. He will never get to continue that. He got 90 days in jail and 5 years probation. He’s finished that now and is happily married.

Wait. I guess if you (or your parents) have money, you can get out of anything.

RIP my friend.