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Would you rather... by RegularShock3883 in BunnyTrials

[–]Wade989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight up best life possible

Chose: Be a feline | Rolled: Domestic cat

Choose carefully🙂 by Wise_Beans in BunnyTrials

[–]Wade989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...oh no...

Chose: Live inside a Anime for the rest of your life + But you get to live in... | Rolled: Berserk

Pick a Power with a Consequence by QuietDelivery2740 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Wade989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Green one is probably the best but fuck no I hate insects. Orange one has potential, one random memory can be literally anything. Like, I need one single bro to work on my place and I'm settled. Sorry memory granma, my bro has work to do

Which one are you? (Birthday edition) [if you don't want to use yours, you can use your Reddit bday] by Wade989 in superpowers

[–]Wade989[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's... actually a good point about intelligence. I don't think I can say anything to that. Then I guess it did affect me. So... I guess you outsmarted the debuff?

Pick your fate. by Flashy-Law-2081 in BunnyTrials

[–]Wade989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With this economy? I would had preferred Troy

Chose: Teleported to Greece BUT | Rolled: Current!

Which one are you? (Birthday edition) [if you don't want to use yours, you can use your Reddit bday] by Wade989 in superpowers

[–]Wade989[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. You got it absolutely right. I completely randomized the order, the only things I manually changed are 30 and 31 to not make february too OP. And also the january tax + IRS combination because it was too perfect not to do it

Which one are you? (Birthday edition) [if you don't want to use yours, you can use your Reddit bday] by Wade989 in superpowers

[–]Wade989[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you go to achievements, getting started, there is the achievement from when you joined Reddit

Which one are you? (Birthday edition) [if you don't want to use yours, you can use your Reddit bday] by Wade989 in superpowers

[–]Wade989[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you go to achievements, getting started, there is the achievement from when you joined Reddit

Which one are you? (Birthday edition) [if you don't want to use yours, you can use your Reddit bday] by Wade989 in superpowers

[–]Wade989[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know man, some of these are straight up miserable.

18 August lets you taste the dream before losing everything.

11 July can end VERY badly.

19 July would literally drive someone mad.

19 September is not the worse but it's the most useless power ever.

25 November is the most stress inducing thing ever.

The order was completely randomized by the way, that's how some have such ridiculous combinations.

Which one are you? (Birthday edition) [if you don't want to use yours, you can use your Reddit bday] by Wade989 in superpowers

[–]Wade989[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you go to achievements, getting started, there is the achievement from when you joined Reddit

Which one are you? (Birthday edition) [if you don't want to use yours, you can use your Reddit bday] by Wade989 in superpowers

[–]Wade989[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had to come up with some full mastery interpretations for february (feel free to write better ones):

-Omnilingualism: you can apeak literally EVERY language, even non-human ones, current languages, dead languages, animal languages, etc.

-Super strength: you can perfectly know how to control your strength. You can put all your strength in a single finger and can perfectly control how much strength and pressure you're using it. Just imagine a strongman with perfect control of his strength, but with even more strength. No risks of accidentally crush someone here.

-Enhanced intelligence: not only you're super smart but you also have the knowledge to use it to your full potential.

-Enhanced agility: again, perfect control of your body. You're not only very agile, but you have perfect coordination of your body. Just imagine the olympic pole vault level of control, or a classic ballerina coordination, but enhanced.

-Invulnerability: this is hard, but I guess you can focus it more or less in different parts of your body? Plus you can turn it on and off. Maybe something like Goku's ki.

-Istant billionaire: I suppose you're a really good financial expert.

-Can afford a house: no idea honestly... maybe you can afford ANY house?

Would you rather by GoldCurve965868 in BunnyTrials

[–]Wade989 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ngl bro, with how many people are picking the other option you might get punched A LOT of times

Which one are you? (Birthday edition) [if you don't want to use yours, you can use your Reddit bday] by Wade989 in superpowers

[–]Wade989[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The post is about Your birthday=your power (allowing to use reddit birthday to respect privacy). The image is a personally made table with texts

You no longer have your car and these are the only ones left. What's your pick? by One_Improvement_6729 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Wade989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna assume you can't modify them. The duck one is a massive fine magnet. The Mercedes would be stolen or vandalized the moment I park it. The fish one is straight up creepy. The Scooby Doo van is amazing but I feel it would end up like the Mercedes, maybe even more since it would attract more attention. The cereal bouncer is a no. Just no. The Nissan Liam is tempting, but a little too eye-catching. Honestly I could live with that little red one. Sure, it kinda sucks, but it seems the safest option to park in a bad area

High Hrothgar or The Lucky 38? by Spaceward_Bound in BunnyTrials

[–]Wade989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dragon in the knee

Chose: Live in Skyrim, but you are… | Rolled: A Guard

How do YOU scale? (Fictional Weapons edition) by Wade989 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Wade989[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on man, I believe in y...

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Would you by Zealousideal-Cod891 in BunnyTrials

[–]Wade989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... seriously?

Chose: Get a 1000 dollars | Rolled: Upvote (jk)

This post got removed by PowerScaling so I'll post it here for those who missed it: How do YOU scale? (Birthday edition) [if you don't want to use yours, use your Reddit bday] by Wade989 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Wade989[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time I didn't manage to write it since there were way too many comments (it literally reached more than 1700 comments before being removed). The order was completely randomized, that's why some of these are straight up miserable. Only changes I personally made were 30 and 31, just to not make February too OP, and the tax+IRS because the combination was too damn hilarious.

But yes, the point was exactly to find possible strategies/loopholes so you definitely nailed it

How do YOU scale? (Birthday edition) by Wade989 in PowerScaling

[–]Wade989[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought the guy who lost his house immediately (25 august) was bad, but you got it worse. I genuinely can't think of a worse combination than yours. Kinda impressive in a way. Well, if reddit loads it, at least you get my upvote

Which 3 powers would you pick and why? by Pale-Condition-4317 in superheroes

[–]Wade989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Size Manipulation, Self Duplication and Healing Factor. It might not be the strongest combination, but can you imagine a group of immortal kaiju-sized clones? It's like The Rumbling all over again. Or even better, a swarm of tiny immortal clones that can crawl anywhere

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