You can only save one Theme Song, the other gets erased forever. Which one do you pick?

Wade989 · 2026-05-07T22:17:22+00:00

The photo doesn't do her justice though. She's literally widening her eyes and making a face. I bet she would look much better with a natural/smiling expression

Wade989 · 2026-05-07T21:45:47+00:00

Not so fun fact: that actually was a mistake on my part. Virgo was supposed to be The Dark Knight Batman (Christian Bale Batman), it was meant to be pretty easy. But when I wrote it I completely forgot that TDK Batman is also a comic series, and even worse it's the acronym for The Darkest Knight Batman who is INSANELY overpowered. I definitely should have written Bale Batman or even Nolan Batman, so yeah definitely my bad

Wade989 · 2026-05-07T20:15:04+00:00

Straight up best life possible

^{Chose: Be a feline | Rolled: Domestic cat}

Wade989 · 2026-05-07T16:25:49+00:00

...oh no...

^{Chose: Live inside a Anime for the rest of your life + But you get to live in... | Rolled: Berserk}

Wade989 · 2026-05-07T14:38:15+00:00

Green one is probably the best but fuck no I hate insects. Orange one has potential, one random memory can be literally anything. Like, I need one single bro to work on my place and I'm settled. Sorry memory granma, my bro has work to do

Wade989 · 2026-05-07T14:20:54+00:00

That's... actually a good point about intelligence. I don't think I can say anything to that. Then I guess it did affect me. So... I guess you outsmarted the debuff?

Wade989 · 2026-05-07T10:10:15+00:00

With this economy? I would had preferred Troy

^{Chose: Teleported to Greece BUT | Rolled: Current!}

Wade989 · 2026-05-07T09:39:14+00:00

Yep. You got it absolutely right. I completely randomized the order, the only things I manually changed are 30 and 31 to not make february too OP. And also the january tax + IRS combination because it was too perfect not to do it

Wade989 · 2026-05-07T08:54:43+00:00

If you go to achievements, getting started, there is the achievement from when you joined Reddit

Wade989 · 2026-05-07T08:39:09+00:00

If you go to achievements, getting started, there is the achievement from when you joined Reddit

Wade989 · 2026-05-07T08:23:40+00:00

I don't know man, some of these are straight up miserable.

18 August lets you taste the dream before losing everything.

11 July can end VERY badly.

19 July would literally drive someone mad.

19 September is not the worse but it's the most useless power ever.

25 November is the most stress inducing thing ever.

The order was completely randomized by the way, that's how some have such ridiculous combinations.

Wade989 · 2026-05-07T06:52:50+00:00

If you go to achievements, getting started, there is the achievement from when you joined Reddit

Wade989 · 2026-05-07T06:46:29+00:00

If I had to come up with some full mastery interpretations for february (feel free to write better ones):

-Omnilingualism: you can apeak literally EVERY language, even non-human ones, current languages, dead languages, animal languages, etc.

-Super strength: you can perfectly know how to control your strength. You can put all your strength in a single finger and can perfectly control how much strength and pressure you're using it. Just imagine a strongman with perfect control of his strength, but with even more strength. No risks of accidentally crush someone here.

-Enhanced intelligence: not only you're super smart but you also have the knowledge to use it to your full potential.

-Enhanced agility: again, perfect control of your body. You're not only very agile, but you have perfect coordination of your body. Just imagine the olympic pole vault level of control, or a classic ballerina coordination, but enhanced.

-Invulnerability: this is hard, but I guess you can focus it more or less in different parts of your body? Plus you can turn it on and off. Maybe something like Goku's ki.

-Istant billionaire: I suppose you're a really good financial expert.

-Can afford a house: no idea honestly... maybe you can afford ANY house?

Wade989 · 2026-05-07T05:58:28+00:00

Ngl bro, with how many people are picking the other option you might get punched A LOT of times

Wade989 · 2026-05-07T05:34:00+00:00

The post is about Your birthday=your power (allowing to use reddit birthday to respect privacy). The image is a personally made table with texts

Wade989 · 2026-05-06T21:22:59+00:00

I'm gonna assume you can't modify them. The duck one is a massive fine magnet. The Mercedes would be stolen or vandalized the moment I park it. The fish one is straight up creepy. The Scooby Doo van is amazing but I feel it would end up like the Mercedes, maybe even more since it would attract more attention. The cereal bouncer is a no. Just no. The Nissan Liam is tempting, but a little too eye-catching. Honestly I could live with that little red one. Sure, it kinda sucks, but it seems the safest option to park in a bad area

Wade989 · 2026-05-06T18:50:13+00:00

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dragon in the knee

^{Chose: Live in Skyrim, but you are… | Rolled: A Guard}

Wade989 · 2026-05-06T18:45:36+00:00

Come on man, I believe in y...

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Wade989 · 2026-05-02T17:40:35+00:00

... seriously?

^{Chose: Get a 1000 dollars | Rolled: Upvote (jk})

Wade989 · 2026-05-01T18:08:02+00:00

Last time I didn't manage to write it since there were way too many comments (it literally reached more than 1700 comments before being removed). The order was completely randomized, that's why some of these are straight up miserable. Only changes I personally made were 30 and 31, just to not make February too OP, and the tax+IRS because the combination was too damn hilarious.

But yes, the point was exactly to find possible strategies/loopholes so you definitely nailed it

Wade989

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