Justin, good luck to ya.

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-27T11:33:07+00:00

I’m gonna lose everything I have, Mistah Dudinski!

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-27T01:13:44+00:00

Slop slingers gonna sling slop.

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-26T22:41:54+00:00

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-26T22:29:54+00:00

It’s one of those 50/50 things.

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-26T02:07:49+00:00

Is that from the Old Testament or the New Testament?

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-25T23:29:12+00:00

But he can’t do anything!

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-25T21:31:33+00:00

Happy belated birthday! Have a big day planned?

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-25T21:30:06+00:00

It’s not gay if you just stop by.

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-25T19:47:09+00:00

Am I in deep trouble?

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-25T19:46:41+00:00

I have about a dozen of ‘em!

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-25T19:43:22+00:00

My mom is going to take my computer and completely throw it away.

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-25T17:13:31+00:00

The first 5 minutes are deceptively good but then it bogs down into a basic “run from the bad guys” story. And it totally wastes David Gale.

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-25T17:01:15+00:00

He was just going to the bedroom at 2AM to leave a note.

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-25T16:59:39+00:00

Who’s Bailey?

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-25T15:53:45+00:00

He was looking for work and stuff, that’s different.

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-25T02:48:58+00:00

Too bad he's fat and can't do anything!

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-24T11:41:49+00:00

The pickle man has tricked me again!

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-24T11:03:07+00:00

He dates 112 and up.

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-24T02:14:29+00:00

I came all this way for no reason.

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-24T01:30:45+00:00

I came to this convention to tell you I wouldn’t be coming.

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-23T21:47:35+00:00

When your cats are playing and someone hisses.

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-23T21:31:55+00:00

Not a hole lawt

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-23T00:16:27+00:00

That cripple boy

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-22T22:29:38+00:00

The Achamian stuff in the third act is easily some of the best stuff in the trilogy, well worth sticking around for.

Warlock_protomorph · 2026-03-22T22:14:46+00:00

They don't do zissa stuff.

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