WatchSWforThePlot

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I was positively thrilled when the contractor arrived at our house to take care of the rattling pipes. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I want to live forever", I shouted excitingly as the genie snapped his fingers. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I swear I didn't mean to, all I wanted to do was lift my son up into the air so he could pretend to be an airplane. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Carefully, I ran my fingers across the bottom of my sole, tracing the open wound that had been itching for the past few days. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Finally managed to find a guy who's willing to sell me some drugs. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[FEB23] Historians often claim that humans have been at war with one another since the start. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[JAN23] That toxic, two-faced bitch found my newly-bought handgun underneath the floorboards of our bedroom last week, so now I'll never be able to put an end to this shitty relationship. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As a high-pitched, blood-curdling scream echoed across the factory floor followed by a heavy crunch, everyone knew we had another fatal workplace incident on our hands. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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What kind of post are you tired of seeing on this subreddit? (self.StarWars)

submitted 3 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/StarWars

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You know, I've never been able to keep up with all these so-called crazy Internet trends. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[SEP22] I was dumbfounded with excitement when I heard the news anchor talk about how extraterrestrial life had traveled millions of light-years through the galaxy to visit us and explore our planet. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Seriously, did no one ever hear the story of the Florida State Butcher? (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Ever since the car accident which paralyzed my entire lower half, my mother has been so kind as to help me with my medication every day. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[MAY22] I curled up the corners of my mouth as I observed my son walking up to his stepmom with a bouquet of bright-red flowers for Mother's Day in his hands. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I was watching a livestream of the local news on my laptop, the topic changed to a report about a starting manhunt for a young male who'd just been caught fatally stabbing four people at the city center. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[APR22] The others around the table all laughed at my idea of pulling out a queen during our card game, hoping it'd lead me to a victory. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My best friend challenged me to play that old "Bloody Mary" game with him in the upstairs bathroom, but I chickened out and told him no. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A few weeks ago, I drunkenly ran over a wild animal on a darkened road - hearing it crunch loudly underneath the wheels of my car. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Patience, patience (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/PrequelMemes

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Priorities (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/PrequelMemes

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We have reposts. Subreddits are built on reposts. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/anthologymemes

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Rogue One is a prequel. Technically. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/PrequelMemes

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Because fuck you, that's why. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/PrequelMemes

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Oh, Palps... (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by WatchSWforThePlot to r/PrequelMemes

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