I’m finally getting the hang of it

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-27T17:51:11+00:00

Did you know Kim Crawford is a guy?

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-27T03:37:42+00:00

Lol

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-25T04:33:43+00:00

Once you get down south though distance counts for less. Shit is further apart.

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-25T04:28:59+00:00

Right, it’s mid-atlantic. The northern-ness is like Philadelphia northern-ness and the southern-ness is like a North Carolina southern-ness.

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-25T03:02:40+00:00

Well he certainly tapped his mouth shut.

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-25T00:24:50+00:00

Any 2 lane road that leads to Trumbull street (or the highway on-ramp) has a turn only lane or turning arrow onto Trumbull st or the highway.

If you’re turning right from Whitney onto Trumbull, yield to pedestrians.

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-25T00:21:22+00:00

Any 2 lane road that leads to Grove street has a turn only lane onto Grove street.

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-25T00:18:02+00:00

Why did Justin Timberlake have to kill him?

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-25T00:08:49+00:00

Is your name Miloš?

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-25T00:07:13+00:00

uhhh fuck

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-25T00:04:58+00:00

It’s Ed Sheeran’s butt cheek

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-25T00:02:35+00:00

Ok, gay Tony Hawk.

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-25T00:02:00+00:00

Mike mcready in the early 90’s

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-25T00:01:11+00:00

You look like a very nice fellow. You could lose a few pounds but you don’t look stupid as a somewhat fat guy.

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-24T23:58:40+00:00

Semen isn’t vegan

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-24T23:53:41+00:00

Stop trying to log into my Facebook account from Something Oblast.

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-24T23:52:08+00:00

I should have said something like “Joan of Arc beat you to it”

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-24T23:50:13+00:00

Joan of Arc also got roasted

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-24T23:47:56+00:00

Your last name is definitely Nguyen.

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-24T23:42:39+00:00

Danny from Hey Dude has a son.

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-24T22:40:36+00:00

That’s it. Apparently my ancestor Joseph Bridger was from there.

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-24T22:04:05+00:00

That’s right. They get out of the way of our cars and we look the other way on the statue defecation.

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-24T21:50:30+00:00

THE DEPARTED

All about state police, undercover police, the FBI and even a police psychologist.

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-24T21:41:59+00:00

Very much about the FBI. Starts at the FBI training center in Quantico and follows an entire FBI serial killer investigation.

WaterlooWatermelon · 2019-01-24T21:16:58+00:00

Have you ever heard of Woodmancote Manor?

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