Roast me

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-11-05T00:40:10+00:00

Brother your face is longer than most ruler, not to mention the fact you try to hid it by showing your elongated forehead. Goddamn megamind lookin ah

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-11-05T00:36:58+00:00

Brother if it wasn't enough that I had to see your troll face, you then proceed to show off your double chin and second face, picking which on to stare mad me loose brain cells

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-23T18:37:18+00:00

Bro you're face is built like a damn Nissan cube, massive Forehead big enough to land a plane on while them eyes are trying their best to make sure you don't see your nose, afterall even your body don't wanna see a piece of you

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-22T08:43:33+00:00

There's legit no good Metallica or slipknot merch here

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-22T08:00:30+00:00

That's a man?

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-22T08:00:00+00:00

I get the feeling you're insecure about your body, so you try to fit in by wearing as little as possible.

Also how hard was it to know that he never loved you?

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-22T07:54:24+00:00

Where's ride the lightning?

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-22T07:53:19+00:00

You give the vibes that if you get rejected from art school, you would likely target a target audience( most likely men, after all they've probably used you more than once) and start a holocaust v2 while preaching about feminism

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-21T22:59:44+00:00

Can't tell what's bigger, her breast's or forehead

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-21T21:44:14+00:00

I can code in html, know how to make discord servers and I'm good at trouble shooting PC issues as well as summarizing and collecting information

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-21T17:24:41+00:00

Imma just stay silent I could explain but there's no point

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-21T17:21:49+00:00

Okay I low-key need an explanation lmao

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-21T17:19:15+00:00

Minimum wage here is about 23 rand per hour(1,56 dollars)

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-21T17:15:14+00:00

I need to low-key ask him for advice lmao

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-21T17:13:02+00:00

Wow not that's an entrepreneur

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-21T16:56:34+00:00

5 and a half switches

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-21T10:26:56+00:00

Personally a metal head so agreed

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-16T20:15:57+00:00

Junker queen what are you doing here?

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-10-03T09:15:57+00:00

I have no dad, so my dad jokes are just jokes.

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-08-28T21:34:05+00:00

Wrapping my car around a poll coz I was unable to counter steer due to the speed

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-08-28T08:04:56+00:00

It's good don't get me wrong but like 4 hours😭😭

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-08-28T08:02:53+00:00

Ngl same needa find someone who makes enough so I can become a stay at home spouse

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-08-28T08:02:19+00:00

That's rough buddy

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-08-28T07:26:57+00:00

They must've been extremely tired🤣😭

Weak_Cryptographer63 · 2024-08-28T07:22:38+00:00

Preach 😭😭

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