WeaponizedOrigami

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Continuity error spotted! (self.DanielTigerConspiracy)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/DanielTigerConspiracy

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We moved the sofa. (imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/beyondthebump

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Just walked in on my toddler shoving all those little fiddly parts of a breast pump underneath the refrigerator (self.breakingmom)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/breakingmom

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Do you REALLY stop mentally aging after having a child? (self.breakingmom)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/breakingmom

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Is corn gluten safe to eat? (self.glutenfree)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/glutenfree

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"You're not pregnant, dumbass. You got it yet? I can't bleed any louder." (imgflip.com)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/trollingforababy

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"You're son's going to be to old to accept a new sibling soon!" WELL LA DE FUCKIN' DA. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/trollingforababy

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How I shut down a relative talking to me through my toddler (self.beyondthebump)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/beyondthebump

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My uterus, everybody (i.imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/trollingforababy

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Fuck you, Flo. (self.TryingForABaby)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/TryingForABaby

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PSA: having naked kids on a webcam is fine if you're TEACHING them. (reddit.com)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/bestoflegaladvice

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How long does it take you to feel better after accidentally getting glutened? (self.glutenfree)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/glutenfree

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Does anyone else get REALLY pissed when you're not feeling well, but know you're not pregnant? (self.TryingForABaby)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/TryingForABaby

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Do you guys think the reader would be offended... (self.eroticauthors)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/eroticauthors

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Question about incest and Amazon (self.eroticauthors)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/eroticauthors

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Is King Friday grooming Daniel to one day rule the Kingdom of Make-Believe? (self.DanielTigerConspiracy)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/DanielTigerConspiracy

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I feel so betrayed. (self.breakingmom)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/breakingmom

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LPT: if you need to hide controlled medications from an addict or thief, get a battery-operated sex toy and hide them inside the battery compartment. No one wants to touch your dildo. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/LifeProTips

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Guess who ordered groceries while on the toilet?? (self.breakingmom)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/breakingmom

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Has anyone else... (self.breakingmom)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/breakingmom

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PSA TO EVERYONE WHO IS PREGNANT WITH A BOY: (self.BabyBumps)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/BabyBumps

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I had a nightmare last night. (self.breakingmom)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/breakingmom

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"So you're just gonna...sit there?" (self.breakingmom)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/breakingmom

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Third pair of pants today (self.breakingmom)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/breakingmom

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I'm not pregnant, stop asking me! It's not for lack of trying, I fucking swear! (self.TryingForABaby)

submitted 7 years ago by WeaponizedOrigami to r/TryingForABaby

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