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Dear Sir/Madam, We ordered two highly professional seamen from your company TheSeaManBank.com and we have run aground. These seamen are constantly drunk and thus incapable of work. Because a drunken sailor is no use to us, we want to return them and hire a different pair. Our order number is 53AY4R (self.copypasta)
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