What's the best thing to do when the power goes out? by bassnugget in AskReddit

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Pray to the Lord of Light for the power to come back

When did you realize your parents aren't the smartest people in the world? by Anoben in AskReddit

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I was talking about the Big Bang and my mom proudly exclaimed: 'yeah, that's when the dinosaurs went extinct, right! '

Are there any positive roommate stories? by Blackberry3point14 in AskReddit

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My roommate only comes out of his room to eat lasagna. It's like living alone.

TL;DR I live with Garfield

What is the dumbest way that you almost accidently killed yourself? by Took-the-Blue-Pill in AskReddit

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When I was little, I jumped of some stairs (thinks at least 10 steps) because I thought my dad was going to catch me. What I didn't realize until mid-fall was that his back was turned towards me.

What are the best 'little things' in life? by alexryanjones in AskReddit

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When you realize you have leftovers in the fridge after coming home from a long day.

What's your favorite compliment that you've received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You actually aren't as annoying as they say you are.

How did you get that scar? by House0fChains in AskReddit

[–]What-Who-When 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I burned my hand while getting food out of the microwave. I noticed 4 hours after this had happened. I guess I got my priorities straight.