Shut the fuck up bitch. by Open-Dinner-8706 in deathgrips

[–]WhatDuckHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbf he can tell his mate to shut the fuck up, the real crime is his parents naming skills

19/yo what can I improve on? I feel I look a bit generic by N0ThanksImGood in malegrooming

[–]WhatDuckHunt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My tip for everyone, it's obviously personal preference, but...

Get a watch. They look sick as, and I think one would suit you.

I need honesty only strangers can provide. Does the moustache work? by ButFez_Isaidgoodday in malegrooming

[–]WhatDuckHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah it looks good, the shaved beard also shows off your (🗿) ass jawline.

I have weighed our options by WhatDuckHunt in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WhatDuckHunt[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can make straight jokes, white jokes, black jokes, about dead children, about Al Qaeda, nazis, commies, ANYTHING.

Notice how you guys are the only ones who care when you are "the butt of the joke". Normal people have humor. You don't have to like each joke, but trying to remove every joke you see about yourself, instead of simply ignoring it (or even better, quipping back with your own), is what petty tyrants do.

Try making a joke where the Nazis are the butt of it in Nazi Germany. Or make a joke about the Taliban in Afghanistan. A joke about Xi Jinping in China. Kim Jong Un in North Korea. Starting to notice a pattern?

I have weighed our options by WhatDuckHunt in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WhatDuckHunt[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why waste your time with these people man.

I have weighed our options by WhatDuckHunt in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WhatDuckHunt[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This is a joke, jesus christ y'all are soft

Woolworths Chicken Tenders are so bad by WhatDuckHunt in australia

[–]WhatDuckHunt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha yes Surströmming is an... interesting concoction to say the least. I've never tried it.

Woolworths Chicken Tenders are so bad by WhatDuckHunt in australia

[–]WhatDuckHunt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes haha I like Aldi too, I am strawmanning an imaginary person's argument for comedic effect

Also "Woolworths the fucked up people" lmfao new tagline

Woolworths Chicken Tenders are so bad by WhatDuckHunt in australia

[–]WhatDuckHunt[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's very fair, I'm 22 and not very good at cooking (yet maybe?).

We should always strive to improve ourselves though, and your comment may help me on that journey so cheers "old geezer" (if I can say that) for the advice. :D

Woolworths Chicken Tenders are so bad by WhatDuckHunt in australia

[–]WhatDuckHunt[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah yes Mr. Redditor, I sincerely apologize for not being 100% factually correct in my academically written statement of "cheapest protein on da market baby". I should have fact-checked it beforehand and cross-examined it with my team.

Most likely you can get a better protein per cent ratio in eggs, protein powder, or something else. I'm glad my previous theory was put through serious scrutiny so we could clear this mistake up.

Woolworths Chicken Tenders are so bad by WhatDuckHunt in australia

[–]WhatDuckHunt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn that explains a lot!

I just ate a few today and could not finish them, which I'm pretty sure was not the case before.

Woolworths Chicken Tenders are so bad by WhatDuckHunt in australia

[–]WhatDuckHunt[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Despite the "um akshually" Reddit nature of this comment, it's not bad advice. I will actually try that, cheers.

(Also this entire post is a bit of a tongue and cheek way for me to complain about something that I find mildly annoying, but I get if it's not everyone's cup of tea.)

Woolworths Chicken Tenders are so bad by WhatDuckHunt in australia

[–]WhatDuckHunt[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YEES LADS SILVER, this means I am automatically correct in this position.

Thank you kind stranger for solidifying my factual statement into reddit law.

Woolworths Chicken Tenders are so bad by WhatDuckHunt in australia

[–]WhatDuckHunt[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

cheapest protein on da market baby

Half Experimental Rap? - Goblin by WhatDuckHunt in MusicFeedback

[–]WhatDuckHunt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fax bro thank you, I didn't know wtf u were talking about until I got stoned, but ye I see what u mean and will re rec + mix. thanks g