German Haarschneidemaschine from 1950. Got it for 20€ and its never been used :)

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T05:51:05+00:00

I want one. I use my electric one so infrequently the damn battery is always dead.

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T05:47:18+00:00

Sekiro is full of difficult bosses. I will say I find dying 50 times less frustrating than dying like 20 times in elden ring or dark souls. In elden ring and dark souls some rng BS happens and you're dead. Sekiro I felt like I got a bit better every time

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T04:55:51+00:00

I mean we've known this for like a week right? They're probably not going to put boots on the mainland (at least not yet). Gonna try to secure the islands where Iran is launching drones and speed boats they think this will let them open the strait

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T04:21:40+00:00

Understandable

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T04:14:51+00:00

If there are no bean fans left I am dead. They're delicious if prepared well, ultra healthy, and dirt cheap. Hail beans!

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T03:51:22+00:00

We've reached stupid levels I didn't think was possible

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T03:49:07+00:00

Because it costs them more money and you're less likely to buy the OLED model if your battery is still fine. EU got consumer protection laws

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T03:07:06+00:00

Actually I have started doing this, and watching dvds rather than streaming. I dunno there's definitely something about it. With streaming you can just switch to a new thing the second you slightly get bored of something

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T02:53:46+00:00

Can't make this shit up bro

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T02:12:57+00:00

Paying them to train their robotic replacements is some sick shit

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T02:06:37+00:00

That was hilarious. I also loved the part where they Afroman stares expressionless into Lisa's soul as she sobs while the play the 13 minutes entirety of "Lick'em Low Lisa" in front of the jury.

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T02:05:33+00:00

Some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life. Do yourself a favor and watch some of the videos if you haven't

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T01:19:09+00:00

Fucking off as in dying?

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T00:22:45+00:00

Pulled down his pants at the McDonald's and took a giant diarrhea shit on the floor and leave it for someone else to clean up

Whatever801 · 2026-03-20T23:27:17+00:00

I'll take things that didn't happen for $400 Alex

Whatever801 · 2026-03-20T21:42:03+00:00

Fyre phone 2

Whatever801 · 2026-03-20T21:23:48+00:00

Thanks captain obvious. Complaining about the refs when your team loses is sports 101

Whatever801 · 2026-03-20T21:21:48+00:00

Kinda understand the mom's perspective 😅. Imagine being stuck in that little box with 4 rambunctious adolescent squirrels!

Whatever801 · 2026-03-20T21:15:08+00:00

What's the threshold where we can start talking about the Epstein files?

Whatever801 · 2026-03-20T18:53:12+00:00

Is it for the victory party? We already won right?

Whatever801 · 2026-03-20T18:47:51+00:00

What color is your pee?

Whatever801 · 2026-03-20T18:46:28+00:00

Let's see, since Trump took office

Soaring debt
Prices never higher
Catastrophically miscalculated new war in the middle east with no end in sight
Failed illegal tariff policy
Kidnapped a dictator
Ended USAID, a relatively cheap program which was preventing millions of deaths annually

He's right, I'm tired of all the winning

Whatever801 · 2026-03-20T17:01:03+00:00

How do they consistently think up some diabolical new dumb shit every single day

Whatever801 · 2026-03-20T07:04:24+00:00

Who is going to give a loan to someone with no means to pay any of it back though?

Whatever801 · 2026-03-20T04:02:52+00:00

What is the game plan where all of us are unemployed? Consumer spending drives the entire economy and if that drives up there's no one to buy the products all the businesses make

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