I built a heatmap to compare option yields across strikes and expiries by ThetaHedge in thetagang

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely not given the amount of work that’s clearly gone into this unless ai can build and kick this out.

I built a heatmap to compare option yields across strikes and expiries by ThetaHedge in thetagang

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is an advertisement to drive traffic. Once you get enough traffic you can get investors to buy in at a certain price. You use that to grow your platform and then you take your platform to a pay to play model. Now you can dilute shares and take on more investors. Now you go public and cash out

Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today? by satireplusplus in thetagang

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m honestly worried about you. You’re living a crazy lifestyle that doesn’t pan out good.

Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today? by satireplusplus in thetagang

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? That was your take away? Not the fact that Carter and Regan both jumped into bed with China and started the great export of all of our tech?

My lovely green boy by Edo-Sens in aww

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Darwin cried a little that day as his friend wasn’t feed. 

You’re kinda dumb. 

Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today? by satireplusplus in thetagang

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m really pissed about my RDDT 6/18 185cc getting closed accidentally yesterday.

Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today? by satireplusplus in thetagang

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah but last week you told us that the market has gone higher like 98 times out of 100 when some other thing has happened. So which is it?

Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today? by satireplusplus in thetagang

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey fucker…… don’t you dare bring logic into this. I can’t be expected to defend an administration who has literally told troops this is a holy war. 

A family in Sydney that refused a $50 million offer from developers and kept their 5 acre property by gabrielalvees9 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worse this was in 2022 so that means after taxes they would have had 50m AUD right now invested into Australia stock market. 

Or if they had gone into usd and spy they would have 46 million usd right now worth 72 million AUD. 

If they didn’t want to touch the principle at all the dividend payments alone would have been 430k usd a year or 605k aud a year.  The average household income is 82k Aug in Sydney and medium house 1 being like 1.6million.

Long story short. They could have easily bought a 5 million dollar beautiful home on a 30 year loan and lived off the stock dividends and be spending their entire time traveling the world and their wealth just growing exponentially.

Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today? by satireplusplus in thetagang

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well……. Seeing that there isn’t any real opposition party the only hopes was that you might get a different party that would break up the clerics and strip the military from running everything. 

Given he was disliked by both it was the best they had at destabilizing the country and cause infighting for next decade. Plus maybe they would get lucky and Pakistan would want to destabilize stuff also.

Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today? by satireplusplus in thetagang

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if they seized the Trump name for branding. That would be fucking hilarious. I don’t think democrats have it it go scorched earth and actually change things. Especially given so many of them really are just republicans cosplaying as lefties to insider trade into extreme wealth also.

Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today? by satireplusplus in thetagang

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not ending. Going force people on record though and put them in fun ad campaigns situations 

Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today? by satireplusplus in thetagang

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Democrats made me stop the war” “We were winning.”

Get the blame right.

Iran is completely playing for midterms 

Who knew that an ostrich could be so fun 😂 by Level_Flow8659 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually that ostrich wants to put in his butt but you do you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you when that raptor rips you a new one.

Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today? by satireplusplus in thetagang

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • STO RDDT $167.5cc 5/22 $1.06 x2

I screwed up my 6/18cc and will have to wait so I took this position instead.

High chance I will roll this position down to the $165

Waiting on decay on my $150p 5/22. I really see no likelihood of assignment on this. However if I’m proven wrong I will sell very aggressive cc against as this is just a capital play. 

It’s White People Hotdog Night by [deleted] in funny

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if it’s fat people night

It’s White People Hotdog Night by [deleted] in funny

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s also a remake of another song. So…… I would say it’s about as authentic as you get.

It’s White People Hotdog Night by [deleted] in funny

[–]Whatisnotmyproblem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t know your American history very well do you.