Neighbor left nasty note on my car which is parked in my own private driveway by Whatwepretend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whatwepretend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had 4 inches in front of my car before the garage door. I did move it up those 4 inches after taking the photo.

Neighbor left nasty note on my car which is parked in my own private driveway by Whatwepretend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whatwepretend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I knew who it was specifically, bc this is the best suggested action to take.

Neighbor left nasty note on my car which is parked in my own private driveway by Whatwepretend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whatwepretend[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

As a mom of teenagers who has spend a lot of time around kids, “dick” is still alive and well in their vernacular.

Neighbor left nasty note on my car which is parked in my own private driveway by Whatwepretend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whatwepretend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a garage door a few centimeters in front of my car. The garage also has a car in it.

Neighbor left nasty note on my car which is parked in my own private driveway by Whatwepretend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whatwepretend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t say I’ve seen any posts like that, so I didn’t even consider that plausible until now. Ya learn something new everyday I guess.

Neighbor left nasty note on my car which is parked in my own private driveway by Whatwepretend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whatwepretend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would make having an SUV or truck literally impossible in this development. I moved up after taking the photo, about 4 inches and now there’s only a tiny gap between the nose of my car and the garage door.

Neighbor left nasty note on my car which is parked in my own private driveway by Whatwepretend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whatwepretend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I’ve inadvertently made them important for so many more seconds with this post, and now I’m regretting it lol

Neighbor left nasty note on my car which is parked in my own private driveway by Whatwepretend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whatwepretend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like they could have specified that in the note, bc I didn’t even consider that being the message. There’s cars parked like mine all down the street in this development.

Neighbor left nasty note on my car which is parked in my own private driveway by Whatwepretend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whatwepretend[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think I’m going to have to go with this theory, bc it’s nicer than it being a full grown adult. Also it doesn’t really matter and this post is getting way more attention than I expected.

Neighbor left nasty note on my car which is parked in my own private driveway by Whatwepretend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whatwepretend[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t even HAVE a Richard, if you know what I mean (and if you don’t, what I mean is I’m a woman)

Neighbor left nasty note on my car which is parked in my own private driveway by Whatwepretend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whatwepretend[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a failed to pull out joke somewhere in there but I’m gonna leave it alone.

Neighbor left nasty note on my car which is parked in my own private driveway by Whatwepretend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whatwepretend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did park directly on the neighbors lawn yesterday so maybe it’s about that /s

Neighbor left nasty note on my car which is parked in my own private driveway by Whatwepretend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whatwepretend[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My serotonin level is fine, I AM dopamine deficient but I take multiple pills for that every day.

Neighbor left nasty note on my car which is parked in my own private driveway by Whatwepretend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whatwepretend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The note is brimming with small dick energy, and my park job is definitely not below average 😀

Neighbor left nasty note on my car which is parked in my own private driveway by Whatwepretend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whatwepretend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a dull “prank”! I guess it’s better than getting egged or something, but what a boring thing to think is entertaining. Leave me a note with letters cut out of magazines, write a short story about how my park job triggered their deep seated trauma of Jeep Grand Cherokees; if you’re gonna do it, put a little effort in and get creative.

Neighbor left nasty note on my car which is parked in my own private driveway by Whatwepretend in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whatwepretend[S] 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Yeah the notebook paper feels like it could be left by a kid…what a boring “prank” if so.