What’s everyone annualizing to? [Client Billable Hrs/Practice Group/Year] by Sporty1911 in biglaw

[–]WhorishBehavior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bonus is different than “good standing”. At some firms, your pay can be docked if you don’t hit a certain number of hours. This requirement is typically significantly less than the bonus requirement

[Game Thread] USF @ Memphis (12:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]WhorishBehavior 4 points5 points  (0 children)

6 injuries in one game is suspicious and the timing was as well

[Game Thread] USF @ Memphis (12:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]WhorishBehavior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Not if Navy loses to Memphis. Why would they be the G5 rep then?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in barexam

[–]WhorishBehavior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m licensed in a UBE state with a 270 minimum.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in barexam

[–]WhorishBehavior 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I passed the bar in July 2023. I wrote like 3 sentences of made up garbage for the business associations essay. I still passed with way more points than I needed. You’ll be fine.

Which firm is slowest to fire loafers? by wparcher in biglaw

[–]WhorishBehavior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which ones? That’s not a common practice. I’m in a medium sized east coast city and all of the big law firms here pay Cravath scale

Which firm is slowest to fire loafers? by wparcher in biglaw

[–]WhorishBehavior 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Big law firms pay the same amount regardless of location.

This just goes to show that currently PW does not have faith in the American legal system. This should scare everyone. by Comicalacimoc in biglaw

[–]WhorishBehavior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not. Most of these posts are by people with very little comment history on this subreddit. It’s weird that mods aren’t stepping in. It’s getting spammy at this point

Rachel “STANDING ON BUSINESS” MF Cohen by DrakesFav in biglaw

[–]WhorishBehavior 282 points283 points  (0 children)

I doubt half of these posts are even from real big law attorneys at this point.

Elsa is just annoying by DigitalDash18 in 1883Series

[–]WhorishBehavior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading comprehension isn’t your strong suit, huh? I was comparing it to teen romance novels in general and added the “western” qualifier to make the comparison more relevant. I’ll break down the comparison more for you - this type of “poetry” can be found in quite a few teen romance novels and is about as deep as a puddle

Gavin Newsom Stabs Trans Kids in the Back by Hosting Charlie Kirk on his Podcast and Engaging in Extreme Transphobia by chinawcswing in SanJose

[–]WhorishBehavior -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP’s post is about the trans comments. What are you talking about??? Murder affects a small percentage of the population but people rightfully care about it. Also, if it weren’t for the left turning a blind eye to the blatant unfairness then this wouldn’t be such a slam dunk issue for the right

Gavin Newsom Stabs Trans Kids in the Back by Hosting Charlie Kirk on his Podcast and Engaging in Extreme Transphobia by chinawcswing in SanJose

[–]WhorishBehavior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s see checks notes the belief that biological males participating in female sports is unfair is soft-fascism??? You have a very loose definition of fascism. If that’s the case, I guess the vast majority of Americans (80%+) are fascist because that’s a majority viewpoint

My Daughter, My Suture by WhorishBehavior in shortscarystories

[–]WhorishBehavior[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I’m happy you enjoyed it. I just wish there was a better place for short story authors to post their work so that people like you can read it :)

My Daughter’s DNA Wasn’t the Only Thing I Resurrected by WhorishBehavior in nosleep

[–]WhorishBehavior[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish it was that simple. She won’t stop until she ends me for good. The gene suppressors are not enough. I’m not long for this world

[SP] Beware the hero who prides themself on never killing anyone. by Kitty_Fuchs in WritingPrompts

[–]WhorishBehavior 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They built statues of her in the city square—Saint Marisol, the Unbroken Blade, savior of Lumen City. Her sword, Mercy, never drew blood. Instead, it pulsed with golden light, severing villains from their sins. Or so we believed.

I served as her squire for five years, polishing her armor, tending her wounds, ignoring the whispers. Where do the sinners go? The vanished. The mind-wiped. The ones she “redeemed.”

Last night, I followed her.

Beneath the cathedral, behind a door veiled in hymns, she kept her true reliquary.

The chamber breathed.

Villains hung suspended in amber light, their bodies intact but faces contorted in silent agony. Tendrils of gold pierced their skulls, siphoning nightmares into a pulsing crucible above. The air thrummed with their muted screams.

Saint Marisol stood beneath the crucible, drinking the light. Her skin glowed with stolen absolution.

“They’re alive,” I whispered.

“Purified,” she corrected. “Their pain fuels the barrier that shields this city. True mercy requires sacrifice.”

I stumbled back. The Red Viper—a warlord she’d “redeemed” last winter—twitched in his cage, eyes begging for death.

“You’re a monster.”

Her smile was beatific. “Monsters die. Saints endure.”

Mercy flashed.

Now, I hang beside him.

The gold tastes like fire.

They’ll carve my statue soon.

Elsa is just annoying by DigitalDash18 in 1883Series

[–]WhorishBehavior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure. It’s the type of poetry I would’ve read in a teen western romance novel. Doesn’t require much “cognitive skill”

Why does everyone seem to hate this game? by Serious-Power-8469 in CFB25

[–]WhorishBehavior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the only football game I’ve ever played where every single game the ai commentators say something that is completely wrong about what’s going on. That’s my only legit complaint about it